-6 year Time Skip!-.^^
“You'll never catch us! Mwhahahahah!” Yelled Eve to the Ninjas that were chasing her and Naruto.
“It think we lost 'em.” Said Naruto. Naruto and Eve were grinning mischievously, when all of a sudden they bumped into someone.
“I-Iruka-sensi!” They both yelled in surprise.
“And where do you think you guys are going? Hmmm? Oh that's right back to class I presume. Or is it to vindilies the Hoegake moutin some more?!?!” Yelled Iruka. Then he talked about how soon to be shinobi/kinoichi should not act this way, especially the kinoichi of the year. And yadayadayadayadaya. After his lecturer, he tied the two up and dragged them to class.
-In Class-
“Ok everyone, we're going to review the the Transformation justu before the exams!” Yelled Iruka while he was dragging Naruto and Eve to the front of the class.
“Iruka-sensi, can we transform into anything we like, or does it have to be you?” Asked Eve curiously.
“Yes it can be anything you like.” Replied the teacher. By now Iruka had untied Naruto and Eve so they could do the transformation justu.
“Ok you two trouble makers, one of you have to go first for punishment. So who will it be? How about you Eve?”
“Ok!” Replied Eve with sheer determination in her voice.
“Transformation justu!” Yelled Eve. There was a big cloud of smoke, after the smoke had dissipated there was a gorgeous white wolf sitting where Eve had been. All the Girls in the class said that it was beautiful. Most if the boys didn't say a thing, except Naruto and Sasuke. Sasuke just 'hnd', while Naruto said it was the best transformation he had ever seen.
“Thanks Naruto!” Eve said sweetly while smiling at him.
By the time everyone was done it was lunch time.
“Awe man, I'm starved!” Complained Naruto, while walking outside to got get their favorite ramen.
When they got to the ramen stand, the guy that owned the stand greeted them, and placed their orders.
“Naruto, theres something I need to talk to you about when we're done eating. K?” Eve said in a serious tone.
“OK.” Said Naruto. After he said that, twelve, large bowls of Miso ramen were sitting on the counter, ready to eat. Six bowls for Naruto, and six bowls for Eve.
-After lunch in the woods by the Academe-
(A/N: You know what? I'm going to be lazy this time. Eve talked about her being from a different universe, and how his life is a TV show. Oh and she didn't tell him 'bout kyuubi.)
“You promise not to tell a soul? Please Naruto, I don't ask you for much, just please keep this between you and me. Okay?”
“Since when do I tell people your secrets?”
“ Oh, that's easy. I seem to recall that there was this one time I told you who I liked and you went and blabbed it to EVERYONE!!!”
“ Ok, Ok! I get it, I'm a loud mouth. I promise not to tell anyone, thats my Nindo, My Ninja way!”
“Thanks Naruto-niisan!” Said Eve, and pecked Naruto on the cheek. Naruto started to blush, so he nervously scratched the back of his head.
“Hey Naruto?”
“Ya?”
“Do you mind if you meditate with me till the bell rings?”
“Sure, theres nothing better to do, so why not?”
“Thanks again!” Said Eve. After that, Naruto and Eve crossed their legs, closed their eyes, and cleared their minds.
-In Eve and Naruto's mind-
'where am I?' thought Eve as she was walking through what seemed to be a sewer. The water was 'bout a foot deep. There was piping every where. If you listened hard enough, you could hear th hypnotic, drip, drip, of the leaky ones. (maybe thats why the place looks like a sewer.)
'I must me inside my mind.' Thought Eve.
'I might as well explore. It's better than just standing here.' Thought Eve as she slowly walked off into the unknown.
Eve walked forward till she met a fork in the road.
'Which one should I take? The left one, or the right one?' Eve pondered to herself.
“Ahhhhh!” Someone screamed from the left road, sewer, thing.
'That sounded like Naruto! Hold on Naruto I'm coming!' And with that thought, she dashed down the left road, sewer, thing (I don't know what to call it).
-Not to long after-
Eve was fastly approaching to where Naruto was. She could see him in the distance, but still wasn't quiet there yet.
“Naruto!” Eve shouted.
“Don't come any closer! There's a vicious monster in there!” He Said while pointing to the gigantic cage.
“And over there!” He said while pointing to a cage not to far from it.
“Naruto there's nothing to worry about, they're behind bars. Besides, they probable have a pretty good seal, so they wont be able to break out unless the seal breaks.” Said Eve.
“Oh. But how did you know 'bout that?” Naruto asked while crossing his arms, and giving her his thinking face (I think that face looks to funny! And cute. lol.).
“Did you forget what I told you back in the forest already?” She asked with a little hint of disappointment.
“Oh! Now I remembered!” Naruto shouted. He looked around a little bit.
“Hey Eve do you know where we are?” Asked Naruto.
“Nope! Have no clue as to where we are.” Eve said. Well she did know, it's just that, she didn't want to tell Naruto.
“What are you doing in here you humans!?” Asked a demonic feminine voice.
Eve Stared at what she could see of the Demon. What she could make out of it was: It was a gigantic white wolf, with eight, angerly swaying tails.
“Who are you?” Eve said to the wolf.
“I am the great-” Kyuubi started. The Kyuubi wasn't paying attention till he heard the “who are you?” part, so he thought Eve was talking about him.
“Not you, you stupid fox! The wolf.” Said Eve slightly anoiod.
“I, human girl, am Kiuya the Eight Tailed Demon.” Said Kiuya.
“Oh thats a beautiful name.” Said Eve. She absolutely loved wolves
“Naruto, I think we should go now. Lunch time might be about over now.” Said Eve. Naruto on the other hand was not paying attention to what Eve was saying because he was having a shouting match with the Kyuubi.
“Naruto.” No respond.
“Naruto!” still no respond.
“Naruto!!!!!!!!” Screamed eve as loud as she could (And thats pretty loud).
“What?!?!?” Yelled Naruto.
“I think we should go now. Don't you agree?” Asked Eve. Something had hit Naruto, (As in a thought.) how were they going to get out?
“Eve how are we suppose to get out?” Asked Naruto.
“Huh, I never thought of that.” Eve turned to Kiuya. “How are we suppose to get out?”
“Like I'm going to tell you.” Said Kiuya.
“Fine, if you wont tell use I guess i'm going to have to make you.”
“How so?” Asked Kiuya.
“Like this.” Said Eve. She closed her eye and imagined the 'Dora the Explorer' song playing, and the 'Telatubes' hugging Kiuya, and last but lest, she imagined her being registrantted so she couldn't do a darn thing about it. (I basically got this idea off another story. I can't remember which though.)
“Ok! Ok! I'll tell you! Just make it stop!” Kiuya pleaded. “You just imagine your self back outside. Now make the it stop!” Kiuya said. The music and Telatubes all went puff.
'Thank Kami that ended' Thought Kiuya.
“K. Bye Kiuya, bye stupid kitsune!” Said Eve,
“Can we just get out of here?” Said Naruto.
“Shesh, what crawled up your but?” said Eve. After she said that, the two of them imagined them selves outside.
-Outside-
Bring!! Went the bell. That meant lunch was over.
“Hurry up Naruto! We're going to be late!” Eve said while running to the Academe.
“Ok, Ok! Sheesh!” He said.
-Academe-
“Ok, Everybody! Line up alphabetical order by last names! Which means, Eve! Your up first!” Said Iruka loudly. Eve walked through a door to the right of the chalkboard in Iruka's room.
A couple of minutes later Eve walked out with a headband around her neck.
-A whole bunch of unimportant people later-
Sasuke came out with a headband in his pale hands.
“Naruto Uzumaki, your up next.” Said an assistant examiner. Naruto walked as calmly as he could through the door by the chalkboard.
“Ok Naruto, all you have to do is create three clones then you pass!” Said Iruka happily at he desk.
“Ok!” Said Naruto.
' I can do this, I can do this!' He repeated inside his head. Naruto mead a seal, a mass amount of chakra surrounded Naruto, then there was a big POOF! And a cloud of white smoke surrounded most of the examination room. When the smoke cleared, the could see one, yes one, sickly look-alike of Naruto sprawl on the floor.
Mizuke was sitting right next to Iruka. Mizuke had the smallest smile on his face. He had big plans, big plans indeed.
“Sorry Naruto but you fail.” Iruka said solemnly.
“Don't fret Naruto, you still have next year.” Mizuke said with fake smile.
Naruto slowly walked out of the examination room.
“So Naruto, how'd ya do?” asked Eve exididly. Then she looked at Naruto's solemn expression.
“You didn't pass did you?” She asked. Naruto slowly shook his head yes.
“You want to get some ramen together?” She asked.
“No, I just want to be alone right now.”
“Ok, I'll be at the ramen stand if you need me. K?”
“Ok.” Replied Naruto.
-Outside-
Naruto was swinging on his 'I'm depressed' swing. This was the third time, THIRD TIME, that he had failed the exam. He squeezed his hands around the rope so hard that his knuckles started to bleed the tiniest bit.
“Hey Naruto.” Said a voice. Naruto looked up. It was Mizuke.
“Oh, hey Mizuke-sense. What are you doing here?” Naruto asked solemnly.
“To just tell you that there was another why to graduate.” Mizuke said.
“Really?”
“Really.” Mizuke replied.
“So what do I have to do?!?!” Naruto asked exididly (how do you spell that?). Mizuke explained what Naruto had to do.
“So what your telling me is that I need to 'steal' a scroll that says 'top secret' on it, and learn one justu before anyone finds me?” Asked Naruto with his funny/cute thinking face.
“Thats right.” Said Mizuke.
'My plan is going accordingly. Not to long till I kill the demon brat and steal the scroll for ultimate power!!!' Thought Mizuke.
“Ok! When do I start?” Naruto asked eagerly.
“Let's see here, it's 4:00 pm right now and it doesn't get dark till eight. So 'steal' the scroll at eight' o' clock.” Mizuke said with a fake smile.
“Alright!!!” Naruto screamed out of joy.
-four hours later at the ramen stand-
'I have a really bad feeling that I'm forgetting something.' Thought Eve.
“What?!?!?! WHAT DO YOU MEAN THAT NARUTO STOLE THE SACRED SCROLL!?!?!?1?!?!?!?” Iruka screamed at the top of his lungs.
'I totally forgot that Naruto was going to get tricked by Mizuke!' Eve thought.
“Hey old man! I really need to go! I'll pay me bill when I get back! BYE!!” Yelled Eve to the old man who ran the stand. Eve dashed off into the wood to where she thought Naruto was.
-In the Wood with Naruto-
Naruto was breathing heavenly. Naruto was sprawled out on the ground looking at the canopy above him. Oh how wonderful the stars looked in the sky, they looked like little diamonds.
“There you are Naruto. Your in big trouble for what you have done! I just can believe that you would do something like this!” Said Iruka furiously.
“Oh you mean pass the test. Yay I couldn't believe I did it to!” Naruto said surprising Iruka.
“What test?” He asked.
“The test where I have to 'steal' the top secret scroll in jiji's library.” Said Naruto.
“Naruto who told you about the test?” Asked Iruka.
“I did!” Said a voice.
“Heeeey! Mizuke-sensie! Not only did I learn one justu I learned two!” Screamed Naruto.
“Now Naruto, give me the scroll” Said Mizuke.
“Naruto you were tricked by Mizuke! Don't give him the scroll.” Yelled Iruka.
“Naruto I want to tell you something. You want to know why people hate you don't you. It's because your the Nine-tailed Fox! And for that, this will be your last day on Earth!” Yelled Mizuke while spinning a Fuma Shiriken (I'm just going to call it Fuma. K? K.). When it was ready to fire, he aimed it at Naruto and let go. Naruto was so petrified that he just stands there, eyeballs the size of dinner plates. Naruto closed his eyes waiting for the impact. But it never came. When he opened his eyes he saw a unconscious Iruka.
“Well that didn't go as planed. Oh well, I have another one. This time I won't miss!!” Mizuke yelled. He wound up another Fuma and fired.. Naruto tried to get away but to no avail. Naruto got into a ball and waited. Nothing. What he saw amazed him. Eve, with a deep wound on her cheek and holding the Fuma.
“Come on Naruto, I know your better than this. How 'bout we teach him a lesson?” Suggested Eve. Naruto felt all the fear leave him. He stood up beside Eve and whispered,” Hey Eve, do you know the multi shadow clone?”
“Yay why? Oh I get it. Lets do this.” Eve whispered back.
“Multi Shadow Clone justu!” Naruto and Eve said in unison. Fifty of Eve's and Naruto were every where.
“ Time for some but whopping!” they said all together. And started to punch Mizuke to a pulp.
-Minutes later-
(A/N: Iruka has waken up.)
Naruto and Iruka were sitting on a huge tree trunk.
“Naruto close your eye's” Said Iruka. Naruto closed his eye.
“Ok, now open.” He said. Naruto felt something on his forehead. It was Iruka's headband.
“But-” Naruto started.
“But nothing, you earned it. You are now a Genine.” Iruka said.
“Yahooooo!” Naruto screamed for joy. Eve was sleeping. She was wiped out. Iruka picked up Eve.
“Well Naruto, I'll drop you and Eve at your guy's apartment. Then I need to go to the hospital.” Said Iruka. So they started walking tword Naruto and Eve's apartment.
