-In the Academe-
There was a loud chattering noise in the class room. Kiba's dog, Akamaru, was barking loudly and trying to mark any girl that went bye him, which was where the most noise was coming from. The rest was from the fan girls of Sasuke's hoping that they would end up on his team.
Eve turned tword Naruto who was sitting right next to her. Naruto had been awfully salutary since the incident with Mizuke.
“Hey Naruto, are you OK?” Eve asked with worry in her voice. Naruto just stared at her. Then he finally replied.
“Why didn't you tell me?...” He solemnly asked.
“Because Naruto, I thought if I interfered with the Mizuke incident to much, that I would ruin your relation ship with Iruka. Get it?” Asked Eve.
“I guess so.” Naruto replied. After the little conversation between Eve and Naruto, Iruka walked through the door with bandages on, and a clipboard in hand.
“OK everyone, settel down now.” He politely said. They continued to talk, loudly may I add.
“I said, SETTEL DOWN NOW!” Iruka yelled. Everyone immediately shut up.
“Good, now for team placements. Team one will form of... ” He said. (you know what? I'm going to skip ahead to team 7, OK?)
“Team 7 forms of: Sasuke Uchiha, Naruto Uzumaki, and Eve Rains.” as he listed the team you could here a grown from Naruto and him banging his head against his desk, and hard. Eve was kind of happy, she did have a puppy-dog crush on Sasuke, but nothing major like the other girls.
“OK class, the bell is going to ring here in a minute or so. So, Sakura, your going to be placed on a special med team.” He he stated while shifting his wight to the right leg. Sakura raised her hand.
“Yes Sakura?”
“Um, sensie, why do I get placed on this special med team?”
“Thats a good question Sakura, I'm glad you asked. Well you see here, since there was an odd number of students this year and since you have the best chakra control, you have been placed in the Medical Corp.” Iruka replied. Sakuras jaw dropped to the floor. A cloud of sarrow seemed to form over her head.
“But Iruka-sensie! I-” She was cut off in mid sentence.
“No but Sakura! You of all people should be honored to be on the Medical field. It's very rare to have medical ninja.” Iruka stated.
“OK.” Sakura said sorrowfully. She really wanted to be on Sasukes team (like every other fan girl out there).
“OK, now that's over with, now for team eight: Hinata Hyuuga, Shino Aberama, and Kiba Inuzuka (A/N:how do you spell Shino's last name?).” Iruka stated. He continued, “OK students, after lunch you will meet up with your teams and wait for your sensies. Under stood? Also there will be an additional test when your sensie pick you up got it?”
“HAI!” Said all the students together.
Then the lunch bell rang. “Good luck!!!” Iruka shouted with a smile. “And may Kami have mercy on your souls.” He whispered with a sinister tone. (A/N:can you imagine him holing up a flash light to hold face and saying that at the same time? Lol!)
-With Eve,Sasuke, and Naruto.-
Eve, Naruto, and Sasuke were walking down village streets deciding on what to eat for lunch. Then Naruto's stumack growled, loudly. Eve giggled at this.
“We should get something to eat soon, Naruto's tummy says it's hungry.” Suggested Eve. A couple seconds later Eve's stumack growled. “And my tummy agrees.” Eve and Naruto laughed, Sasuke hned.
“Come on Sasuke, don't be so negative! Smile for once!” Eve stated while pouting. Sasuke just stared at Eve, then he looked away a couple seconds later.
“Come on smile!” She said enthusiastically. He still didn't smile, then an idea hit Eve. She whipped around behind Sasuke, grabbed the corners of his lips and tried (key word is tried) to pull and his lips wouldn't move! Sasuke got tick marks and his eyebrows twitched in annoyance.
“The guys got a permanent scowl! That, or this guy has some pretty strong facial mucels.” She thought.
“Eve, freaking stop it or I'll kill you.” Sasuke said dangerously. She stopped.
“Sooo. Where do you think we should go? OH! I know!How 'bout that sushi bar by The Old Mans shop?” She suggested.
“Not a bad idea Eve, I haven't had sushi since.....well I don't know when.” Naruto said.
“OFF TO SUSHI LAND!!” Eve yelled happily while smiling.
“Eve, how much candy did you eat this morning?” Naruto said cautiously.
“THE WHOLE STASH!!” She said with a hyper active grin.
“CANDY GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOD!!!!!” She said while bouncing up and down like the hyper active nut she is. (A/N:Eve is the image of me, so I'm calling myself an hyper active nut. lol)
“Ah crap.” Naruto said disappointingly with his head hanging low.
When Eve, Naruto, and Sasuke got to the sushi bar, and the nut ball had finally settled down.
Eve sat down in between Naruto and Sasuke. She looked at the menu, choosing carefully. Naruto and Sasuke seemed to be doing the same thing.
“Are any of you young ninja ready to order?” Asked the waitress sweetly. Eve was the first one to speak up.
“Yes, I would like five plates of sushi with shrimp, octopus, and a little bit of wassoby on top please.” She asked. The waitress jotted down her oder and turned to the boys.
“What about you two genital men? What would you like this evening?” Asked the waitress.
“I would like the same order please.” Naruto stated. She jotted that down too, then turned her head to Sasuke and asked, “ And what would you like?” (A/N:Hint: Sasuke has never had sushi, and has never even tasted wassoby. OK?)
“I would like one plate of sushi wish shrimp and a lot of wassoby.” He said coolly. Eve and Naruto looked shocked.
“Your going to regret that. Wassoby is really, really spicy. One time I put a tea spoon on my sushi and I ate it, and after it being in my mouth a couple of seconds my mouth felt like it was on fire!” Eve said with a quavering voice. Eve shivered. She had definitely learned her lesson that day. (A/N: that really did happen to me, dear lord, I thought I would never have wassoby again. But I changed my mind) Sasuke just “hned” and ignored her advice.
'They're just pulling my leg, right?' He thought. when the plate of sushi got to our hungry hero's, Sasuke notice that wassoby was a light green color and smelled....weird. Not a bad weird, but not a good weird either. (A/N:the smell of wassoby is kind of hard to explain. Sorry) Sasuke just shrugged his shoulders and took a bit of the wassoby and the shrimp sushi. Sasuke chewed a couple of times then got wide eyed. His face blank, but you could see a little bit of red start to show. His face got redder and redder till it looked like it was on fire.
'I can't take this any more! I NEED WATER!!!!' Sasuke thought while grabbing his glass of water and gulped it down so fast that Eve and Naruto couldn't see it.
After Sasuke had gulped down his second glass of water, relief finally filled his face.
“I warned you, but noooo! You don't listen. You should listen to somebody who clearly has more experience.” Sated Eve in a “I Told You So!” tone.
“Shut up.” He said with a paranoid face. Naruto and Eve polished off all the sushi, even Sasukes.
So the payed for their meal and left for the Academe.
-After lunch and after everyone has left with their sensies-
“WHERE IS OUR SENSI!!! I SWEAR THAT IF HE DOSENT GET HERE IN NEXT TWO HOURS I'M GOING TO DO THE MOST HUMILEATING PRANK EVER!!!!!” Eve shouted in frustration. (two hours later)
Naruto noticed that Eve had blue prints for something.
“Eve what are you doing?” Naruto asked cautiously.
“I, my dear friend, am setting up the most humiliating prank ever!” She said with a sinister tone.
“Now Sasuke, Naruto, COME HELP ME WITH THIS OR SO HELP ME?!?!” She yelled while wiggling her finger.
' I don't think that all that candy worked it's way out of her body yet.' Naruto and Sasuke thought while they were walking over to Eve to look at the blue prints.
Eve paled, her tummy was doing the gerguling sound and it hurt. Then it felt like something was going to come out of her mouth.
“RIGHT AFTER THIS COMERCAL BREAK!!!” She said while running to the girls bathroom.
-A couple of Minutes later(A/N:Eve has back from the bathroom for like 20 mins.)-
Eve, Naruto, and Sasuke were just finishing the final touches when they herd the clanking of ninja sandals agents tiled floor. Eve chuckled evilly. 'This going to the most exiting prank yet! I've been waiting to try this out on that scar-crow.' Eve thought, anticipation filling her to the brim.
Eve was getting jittery and was hopping up and down like when she was high on candy. They could hear the foot steps come closer ans closer till the door nob started to move, and then it started to open ever so slowly. The only thing you could see was white hair, a mask, and a forehead protector. Then the door swung all the way open. An eraser fell on Kikashi's head which was tied to a string, which was attached to a leaver with a pie on it, which that one too was attached to a tub of lard that pored all over him, and then that led to a whole bunch of bright pink feathers coming down by the thousands. Now after all that happened, Kikashi was ferrous. Eve put on a face that only Sasuke would have, a blank one.
“Serves you right for being late!” Naruto yelled with a smile on his face.
“So your the one that did it, I can tell by that smile on your face.” Kikashi said with venom.
“Nope! Not me.” Naruto said with a glint in his eye. Eve had a slight smile, then that developed into a grin, then a giggle, then a full blast laugh. She was laughing so hard that she was on the floor holding her gut with one hand and the other pounding on the floor. She was really trying to to calm down but she just couldn't help it! Sasuke put on a slight smile at this.
'Her laugh, sounds so....sweet. Wait, what am I thinking?' Sasuke asked himself.
“I -giggle- out -giggle- did myself -giggle- this time -laugh, laugh, laugh-!” She blurted out in between giggles and laughs. Kikashi put on his eye smile.
“So Eve, who all helped you with this little sceem of yours?” He asked.
“Well, I thought of it, I got Sasuke to hook up the pie that's now on your face, Naruto got the lard up there, and I got the feathers,” She paused for a moment and went to the desk she sat at while she was waiting for him to get here and pulled out a blue piece of paper and walked over to her new sensie and said, “Here, if you don't believe me, look at this.” She handed the blue piece of paper to Kikashi. He looked at the paper and noticed that it was well planed out.
“Now Eve, did anybody help you with this?”
“Yeah, the boys really helped out a lot with editing them. There was some bickering but we did.” She stated.
“OK, meet me at the roof in one minute. Oh, and don't be late.” Kikashi said with his eye smile, then puffed away.
“Hypocrite!” Naruto and Eve yelled.
-At the Roof-
Naruto, Eve, and Sasuke had finally got to the roof top. It took them about thirty minutes. You might think, “What the heck took them so long!?” Well the reason why is because the Academe has like, fifty flights of stairs!That, my dear readers, is why.
“I said not to be late.” The hypocrite stated.
“And you have room to talk? Hypocrite.” Said Eve with an evil glint in her eye.
“But, I told you not to be late, but nobody said that I had to be on time.” Kikashi retorted with a bright pink feather getting into his mouth, then immediately spitting it out.
“Hmm, touche.” She said. After that little conversation between Kikashi and Eve they sat down on the steps.
“OK everyone time for introductions. I'll start first. My likes are none of your consers, my dislikes are also none of your consers. My dreams are to....Well, I fell like my dreams shouldn't broadcast in front of little kids, and last but not least, my name is Kikashi Hatake.” He stated.(A:N/ if you know or have a guess as to what Kikashi's dream is, tell me in your review. Hint, he's a pervert.)
“Ok, now for your introductions. Ladies first.” Kikashi continued.
“Well..My likes are playing the flute, drawing, reading, writing, ramen, shrimp, sushi, sweet and hot candy, spending time with my friends, training,wolves,stories with a lot of adventure, singing, and helping people who have lost there way in life. My dislikes are preppy people, jerks, my spelling, my grammar, and really sappy love stories. My dream is to be the best Jonin sensie I can be to a group of Genin. Oh! And my name is Eve Rains.” Eve said with a wolf like grin (A:N/ if you have ever seen Princess Monanoke the part when that big wolf demon is....uh...disembodied, and has that creepy grin, that would be like hers but not as creepy).
Kikashi noticed that they were waring different outfits then he had seen on their profiles. For some reason, people on these parts never wore different outfits.
Well Naruto and Eve were.
Eve was waring a blue sleeve-less t-shirt that looked like it used to be a long sleeved shirt, and was wearing baggy cammo pants with black sandals and had her headband around her neck.
Well for Naruto, he was wearing a sleeve-less cammo hoddy, with black baggy pants with dark blue sandals and had his headband on his head.
But for some reason when Kikashi thinks too much he starts starring off into space and he also has the strangest look on his face like if he just saw a new is issue of Icha Icha in front of his face that was sighed by Jiriya. (A:N/ just Imagen him drooling with a satisfied look on his face.)
“Uh, Kikashi-sensie.....Earth to Kikashi!” Yelled Eve.
“OH! I almost forgot, there will be no additional test. You have already proven yourselves by making that trap. So now I'm going to be scrubbing all night to get this lard out of my shirt.” Kikashi mumbled something about making them scrub the toilets in the hospital. Now everyone, go home and get some sleep. You'll need it, trust me.” Kikashi stated.
“Why?” Eve asked with her curious look.
“I'm having you guys spar so I can get a ruff idea on what your skills are.” He replied.
“OK!”
So they all went their separate ways. Well Naruto and Eve like together so they went the same detraction.
Holy CRAP!!! this thing was 14,723 characters, and 2,748 words! O-o Also....I'M SO SORRY THAT IT TOOK ME SO LONG TO UPDATE! TT_TT.
