WARNING!!: if you don't like reading about a (paper) chicken getting killed, THEN DON'T READ. it isn't my fault, i can't control what i dream about most of the time.

Yes i did have a crazy dream with a chicken, not just any ordinary chicken, A PAPER CHICKEN THAT EATS OTHER CHICKENS!!!! I KNOW! Crazy, nii?it was a 3D paper chicken. Well, in my dream I'm kind of like an animal cop and i set up a trap for the paper chicken, and guess what? He fell right into it. It oppend up the door, flipped on the light switch and i was standing behind a couple of wire chicken cages and i had a....rock? Well i came out from the cages and i yelled, "Ha, got'cha!" and ran over before the paper chicken could react and started to fight. When i got it restrained, i stretched it's neck and crushed it's trachea with a rock. I went to this museum and talked about it with one of my friends. And guess who that friend was? IT WAS THE OLD GUY THAT PLAYS IN FRINGE! (he's awesome!) and something happened that made me say, "It's not dead, is it?" and the old fart agreed. that was the end of it.

Ja!!