Ahhhh. Its only a few weeks into the new year and I’m already tired.

Christmas with my squad is always intense. If there is one good thing say about the Varia, its that we do always celebrate holidays. Celebrating is good… but I guess how we celebrate is questionable. We always go out in the woods, and cut down our own Christmas tree. Stupid-Long-Hair-Squalo-senpai always hacks it down with his sword, screaming out orders as usual. It was too tall again, so we had to force it to stand up straight in the hall. Nnn, and Bossu-Xanxus gets even more bitter and manic-depressive than usual. He just drinks, sleeps and beats us up always yelling “this sucks!” Levi-senpai spends all his time trying to pick out the perfect gift for Bossu. Drag-queen-Lussuria-senpai bakes cookies and other foods incessantly. He forces them on us all, but at least they taste good. Mammon-senpai always buys us gifts, but he takes the money to buy them from our accounts, so I don’t really know if that counts anymore. Bel-senpai hangs his knives on the tree like the twisted, fallen prince that he is. On Christmas morning, we open gifts. Some of them have bombs wrapped inside. Bossu-Xanxus says it adds an edge. Squalo-senpai seems to get more bombs than most of us. Bossu-Xanxus laughs every time.

We also celebrate new years. Most everyone just gets colossally drunk. Me and Bel-senpai just watch. Squalo-senpai doesn’t usually try to get drunk, but someone may pour massive amounts of alcohol into whatever he is drinking. Don‘t look at me, it was a probably a fairy. He usually gets up on the table, and proclaims how he, the sword emperor, will be known as the strongest warrior that the mafia has ever known. How he will defeat Yamamoto-Takeshi, and other stupid things he will never do. He usually passes out shortly after that. It sucks to clean up the day after though.

It was nice to talk to everyone in the main room. I will do my best to visit more often. Everyone have a great January.