Hot sauce?

I don't know why, but I'm CRAVING hot sauce! I've been eating spicy food for like 3 weeks straight! I even took hot sauce to school and put it on my hotdog! Seriously, is that normal? *tummy grumbles* HOOOOOOOOT SAUCE...... O_o Anyway, when I told my friend about my hot sauce craving, she was like "I know why..." >:3 (keep in mind that this is the person who's been teasing me about this boy in school, I'll go into details later)

Me:.....What's with the look?

Friend: I know why you're craving hot sauce... >:3

Me:....I'm gonna go see if they have Hot Fries in the vending machine. *runs away*

<5mins later>

Me: They didn't have any Hot Fries.... ):

Friend: I know why you're craving Hot Sauce... >:3

Me:...?

Friend: It's because of Steele (guy she thinks I like but actually don't) isn't it?

Me: Not this again...

Friend: HOW COULD YOU [real name censored]?! YOU'RE ONLY A FRESHMAN! YOU CAN'T BE A MOTHER!

Me: Wha...?

Friend: HOW COULD YOU?!

Me: WHAT THE HELL YOU TALKING ABOUT WOMAN?!

Friend: YOU KNOW WHAT I'M TALKING ABOUT!

Me: If you don't shut up I'll.... *grabs cookie* throw this cookie at you!

Friend: So...... Who's going to be the godmother?

Me: *throws cookie*

The torture doesn't end there.

<on the way to class>

Friend: *grabs binder*You like Steele~!

Me: *kicks*

Friend: *still holding on to binder*You like Steele~!

Me: *kicks again*

Friend: *still holding onto binder*You like Steele~!

Me: *kicks*

Friend: *let's go of binder*

<in Science class>

Friend: You like Steele~!

Me: *throws paper ball at her*

Friend: *grabs binder again and runs off*

Me: NOOOO! GIMME! *snatches binder*

Friend: *steals binder again*

Me: *grabs backpack and pulls her back*

<10mins later>

Friend: You like Steele~!

Me: You got anything I can throw at her?

Random dude: *hands over crayon*

Me: *throws crayon*

*crayon almost hits some other random dude*

Me: Sorry!

<At the end of class>

Friend: *grabs backpack*

Me: O_o *runs out the door, dragging friend and causing her to knock into other people in the process*

Yeah, pretty random day...

End