Pinkshu: LALIHO!!!!! Hiya everyone! Pinkshu here!
GrimmjowXDJaggerjack: And I'm GrimmjowXDJaggerjack!
Pinkshu: Hey, GrimmXD! What're you doing here?
GrimmjowXDJaggerjack: I've got nothing else to do so I decided to join you on your chats!
Pinkshu: Awesome! The more the merrier I always say!
Yuki: Great. More idiots joing in.
Pinkshu: I'M NOT AN IDIOT!!!!!!!!!!
Yuki: Whatever. What's next? A talking strawberry?
Ichigo: Who're you calling a strawberry?
Yuki: (eye twiches)
GrimmjowXDJaggerjack: Oh yeah! I forgot to mention that I brought Ichigo and Grimmjow here to make this more fun.
Yuki: (sarcastically) Oh joy. It'll be fun.
Shuichi: Hi Ichigo and Grimmjow! My name's Shuichi and this is Yuki and we're really happy to have you here!
Grimmjow: Whatever.
Pinkshu: Well, it seems like Grimmjow and Yuki can become good friends.
Grimmjow: I'm not gonna become friends with a blondie.
Yuki: What did you call me?
Pinkshu: Careful. Yuki's killed someone before.
Grimmjow: Well, I've killed thousands. And I can beat this guy anytime, anywhere.
Shuichi: Hey! No one says that to my man!
Yuki: What the...? Shut it Shuichi. I'm not your man!
Shuichi: (crying) Yes you are!
Grimmjow + Ichigo: (laughs at Yuki)
GrimmjowXDJaggerjack: You are Shuichi's man, Yuki.
Pinkshu: Yeah! Apologize to him!
Shuichi: I can prove we are together! We have rings on our fingers! See?
Grimmjow + Ichigo: (laugh harder)
Yuki: (hits Shuichi while blushing) You're not supposed to show them, idiot!
Ichigo: (stops laughing) So, you guys really are a couple (silent) That's wierd and gross at the same time.
GrimmjowXDJaggerjack: By the way, Shuichi? Where's that guitarist best friend of yours?
Shuichi: Who? Hiro? He's with his girlfriend, Ayaka.
Pinkshu: She used to be Yuki's fiancee.
GrimmjowXDJaggerjack: And K is...?
Shuichi: I don't know. Maybe he's off shooting something or someone.
Grimmjow: I see him now! (runs over to K) Hey K let's go kill someone! (grins)
K: Ok!
Ichigo: Don't you dare, Grimmjow. (runs after Grimmjow)
Ogichi: Have fun, King. (grins evily)
Shuichi + Yuki: (stare with fright)
Pinkshu: Speaking of K, I have a joke!
Shuichi: What is it?
GrimmjowXDJaggerjack: Yeah, do tell.
Pinkshu: What does K love more than anything?
Ogichi: Oh please no.
Yuki: Don't, Shu.
GrimmjowXDJaggerjack: Shut up, you two! (hits both Yuki and Ogichi in the head) Go on.
Shuichi: What is it? What does he love?
Pinkshu: He loves shooting stars! (laughs)
GrimmjowXDJaggerjack: Hehe... Good one! (smiles awkwardly at Shu)
Shuichi: I don't get it.
Yuki: That was awful!
Ogichi: Yeah! Where do you get your sense of humor? In a church?
Pinkshu: Well, can you guys do better?
Shuichi: I still don't get it.
GrimmjowXDJaggerjack: I can! What's Grimmjow's favorite food?
Pinkshu: I don't know. What?
Grimmjow: I'm back after some time with K. Can I answer it?
GrimmjowXDJaggerjack: Be my guest.
Grimmjow: (smirks at Ichigo) My favorite food is strawberries.
Ichigo: (hits Grimmjow in the head) Shut up, Grimm... (blushes deep red)
GrimmjowXDJaggerjack: (laughing really hard) I crack myself up! Get it, Shu?
Pinkshu: (laughs awkwardly) Yeah, I get it.
Shuichi: Seriously, what do the jokes mean? I don't get it.
Yuki: In my opinion, you both have zero talent at telling jokes.
Grimmjow: Shut it, Snow White.
Yuki: (eye twiches) Snow White?!
Pinkshu: Uh oh! RUN FOR COVER!
Grimmjow: (smirks as big as he can)
Pinkshu: Careful, Grimmjow! Yuki comes from a family of priests.
Grimmjow: So? I'm an Arancar, idiot.
Pinkshu: Oh well. I tried to stop it, but I guess we'll be dealing with some bloodshed. (looks over at Shuichi who is in the way of Grimmjow and Yuki) Shuichi! Get over here, you big idiot!
Shuichi: What? What's going on?
Grimmjow: You're dead, Goldilocks! (charges Cero)
Yuki: No one calls me Goldilocks! (pulls out cross pendant)
GrimmjowXDJaggerjack: Here comes GrimmXD to save the day! MOVE SHUICHI!!!!!!!! (tackles Shuichi)
Grimmjow: (fires Cero)
Yuki: (creates barrier with cross)
Ichigo: Gestsuga Tenshou (fires said power at Grimmjow)
GrimmjowXDJaggerjack: Stop fighting you two! No matter how cool the battle looked, you would destroy the building if you continued.
Pinkshu: GrimmXD's right! Besides, if you guys continued fighting, Shuichi here would start joining the battle.
Grimmjow: So?
Pinkshu: Shuichi can't die no matter how hard you try.
Yuki: It's true! Trust me, I've tried.
Pinkshu: And he would only join the battle if Yuki is in danger.
Shuichi: (crying) I don't want Yuki hurt!
Ichigo: Stop crying, you stupid pink haired idiot. Grimmjow, if you don't stop, I'll cut you up!
Grimmjow: (sighs) Fine!
Shuichi: Yay! Yuki's safe!
Yuki: Shuichi, let go!
Grimmjow: Sucker! (laughs at Yuki)
Yuki: Shut it, Pussy!
Grimmjow: What was that?!
GrimmjowXDJaggerjack: Grimmjow! Yuki! Stop!
Grimmjow + Yuki: (turn their backs on each other)
Pinkshu: I still think my K joke was funny.
Ichigo + Grimmjow: No way!
GrimmjowXDJaggerjack: Sorry Shu, but they're kinda right...
Pinkshu: Huh? What?
Everyone - Shuichi + Pinkshu: Your joke sucks!
Pinkshu: (starts crying) Well, mine isn't as bad as GrimmXD's
Yuki: I still think you both suck.
GrimmjowXDJaggerjack: HOW DARE EVERYONE except Shuichi MAKE SHU CRY LIKE THIS! YOU ARE ALL GONNA PAY FOR THIS!!!!! (grabs sword)
Everyone - Pinkshu + Shuichi + GrimmjowXDJaggerjack: OH BOY!!! (run for their lives)
Toshiro: (randomly appears) Don't worry. GrimmXD won't actually kill them.
Hiro: (randomly appears) But they may be seriously injured when she's done with them.
Pinkshu: That was Chat #3, everyone! Hope you like it!