Pinkshu: LALIHO!!! Pinkshu here with some shocking news. Shuichi and Yuki have made a competition on who can survive the month without embracing each other, they won't even speak to each other, and worst of all, GrimmXD has stolen Kumagoro!
GrimmjowXDJaggerjack: (runs past Shu) You'll never catch me, Ryuichi!
Ryuichi: (chasing GrimmXD) Give me back Kumagoro!
Pinkshu: Will Yuki and Shuichi get back together before the month? Will this be a cause that will separate them forever? Will GrimmXD ever give back Kumagoro? We'll find out on this chat!
*2 hours later*
Pinkshu: (talking on the phone with Shuichi) What do you mean you're staying over at Hiro's?"
Shuichi: (Through the phone) If I stay home, I'll eventually end up giving in to him. I can't let him win! So if I stay over at Hiro's, I can survive the whole month.
Pinkshu: Do you really think that staying over at Hiro's is gonna make it better? You'll end up missing him.
Shuichi: No I won't, because I'll be hanging out with Hiro and Fujisaki everyday.
Pinkshu: Doing what?
Shuichi: You know, hang out at the mall, eating junk food, getting chased by crazy squealing fangirls, you know, the typical life of celebrity rockstars. See ya Shu! I'm going to the amusement park! Bye! (hangs up phone)
Pinkshu: Somehow, I feel like this is all the giant robot panda's fault!
GrimmjowXDJaggerjack: (randomly appears) What are you talking about? There weren't any giant robot pandas in the last chat.
Pinkshu: (screams) You scared me, GrimmXD. How are things?
GrimmjowXDJaggerjack: Well, you know, I stole Kumagoro because I wondered what it would be like if I put a mod soul in him and Ryuichi caught me with his 'giant flying squirrel' attack before I could do anything. So, what's the plan?
Pinkshu: Plan for what?
GrimmjowXDJaggerjack: For getting Shuichi and Yuki to forget this whole thing. After all, it is all your fault.
Pinkshu: How is it all my fault?
GrimmjowXDJaggerjack: Well, if you didn't get Shuichi so upset because of Yuki, this wouldn't have happened.
Pinkshu: In case you've forgotten, you helped with getting Shuichi upset. But Yuki deserves most of the blame.
GrimmjowXDJaggerjack: True. He's the one that called you fat.
Pinkshu: That's right! But that's Yuki. He can't change no matter how much Shuichi and I want him to.
GrimmjowXDJaggerjack: Well, he and Shuichi have gotta change and forget this whole thing. If they don't, there may be no more chats, no more Shuichi and Yuki, no more Gravitation, and worst of all, NO MORE KUMAGORO!!!!!!
Pinkshu: NO!!!!!! I WON'T BE ABLE TO USE KUMAGORO BEAM ON ANYONE EVER AGAIN!!!!!!!
GrimmjowXDJaggerjack: Since when?
Pinkshu: Since now! KUMAGORO BEAM!!!!! (throws Kumagoro at GrimmXD)
GrimmjowXDJaggerjack: Do I need to use my karate moves on you?
Pinkshu: EEK!(hides)
GrimmjowXDJaggerjack: I'm kidding Shu. But seriously, never do that again!
Pinkshu: Ok! And I've just now thought of a way to get Shuichi and Yuki to get back together.
GrimmjowXDJaggerjack: I poke their eyes with this pen? (Holds up pen)
Pinkshu: No, and I can't believe you stole a pen.
GrimmjowXDJaggerjack: What makes you believe I stole it?
Pinkshu: You always steal things, like the time you stole that sweater...
GrimmjowXDJaggerjack: I didn't steal it! It was lent to me.
Pinkshu: How long are you keeping it?
GrimmjowXDJaggerjack: Until the end of the year.
Pinkshu: Well, anyways there was also times you stole food...
GrimmjowXDJaggerjack: ... from friends. I wouldn't take food from public places without paying.
Pinkshu: True. And you stole Kumagoro!
GrimmjowXDJaggerjack: I wanted to put a mod soul in it so he would come alive for Ryuichi.
Pinkshu: Kumagoro is alive. He just doesn't like to move or talk most of the time.
GrimmjowXDJaggerjack: In conclusion, there's no proof I stole this pen.
Pinkshu: There's a second reason why I know you stole it.
GrimmjowXDJaggerjack: And what's that?
Pinkshu: It says 'Property of Eiri Yuki'.
GrimmjowXDJaggerjack: Darn it! I thought this would be fool proof!
Pinkshu: Ok, now I have two plans. First, we return the pen.
GrimmjowXDJaggerjack: Awww. But it's so shiny!
Pinkshu: We are returning the pen and that's final.
GrimmjowXDJaggerjack: Fine! What's the plan after that?
Pinkshu: (whispers plan in GrimmXD's ear.)
GrimmjowXDJaggerjack: That's crazy!
Pinkshu: But it may work!
*With Yuki*
Yuki: This is my sanctuary! Where I can write my books without anyone disturbing me. No evil girls, no cats or strawberries, and most of all, no stupid brat.
(Knock on the door)
Yuki: Who is it and what do you want?
???: Yuki? When will you come out of the washroom?
Yuki: None of your business!
???: Yuki! Come on! I wanna play with you!
Yuki: Who are you to want something like that? (finishes what he was doing and opens the door)
Pinkshu: (stands in front with a pink wig and orange sweater on)
Yuki: Shu? What do you want?
Pinkshu: I'm not Pinkshu! I'm Shuichi; your lover!
Yuki: You are not the brat!
Pinkshu: Yes I am! I have pink hair and I'm annoying, so I must be Shuichi.
Yuki: You are not Shuichi! Besides, there are lots of characters with pink hair and are annoying.
Pinkshu: No there aren't!
Yuki: Yes there are! Now leave! (grabs Shu by the hood and throws her out the door)
*Meanwhile with Shuichi*
Shuichi: That was really fun! Wasn't it Hiro?
Hiro: Yeah! How come the three of us haven't done so before?
Shuichi: I don't know!
(Knock on the door)
Shuichi: I'll get it Hiro! (Opens door)
GrimmjowXDJaggerjack: (Standing in front with a blonde wig and a black trenchcoat)
Shuichi: Hi there GrimmXD! Why are you dressed like Yuki?
GrimmjowXDJaggerjack: That's because I am Yuki, stupid.
Shuichi: No you're not!
GrimmjowXDJaggerjack: Yes I am!
Shuichi: No you're not!
GrimmjowXDJaggerjack: Yes I am!
Shuichi: No you're not!
GrimmjowXDJaggerjack: Yes I am!
*Continue on for 5 hours*
*After the 5 hours with Shu and GrimmXD*
Pinkshu: Plan A failed!
GrimmjowXDJaggerjack: I thought Plan A was to return the pen I stole?
Pinkshu: No that was just returning the pen. I'm talking about the plan to get Shuichi and Yuki back together.
GrimmjowXDJaggerjack: Oh! Then you're right, Plan A did fail!
Pinkshu: But not to worry, my friend! Plan B is always the plan that works! That was Chat #5 everyone! Join us next week when we work on Plan B! Bye!
GrimmjowXDJaggerjack: Bye!