I have another Mountain Dew this morning. I have a story aboout Mt. Dew; but, before that: My struggle to find a good internet prank for April Fool's Day.

I'm sitting in the same classroom again[no, I don't have to go to before/after care anymore. It was awful. No teenagers ever come to school early--besides my sister, our friend and I--and so, it's all these little kids running around screaming. This early in the morning, it's awful...] But, we remembered that it's April Fool's Day, today. At first the only 'prank' I was going to play was I was going to throw my cell phone at Muffin; because he was being mean about the Cubs' loss last night. [Stupid Brewers] And so, we're trying to figure out how to get back at him. I then had the genius idea to play a prank on my internet friends...my original idea was to say I got my leg cut off in a freak train accident last night...ever.so.silently told me to say Napoleon died again. Which would be believable... She also told me to say she died. But, alas, I could not thing of a convincing Apirl Fool's Day prank. I suck at pranks. Sorry, so you guys don't get anything fun.

And here's my Mountain Dew story. It's dedicated to toxictherapy, because she might remember doing this. We used to have a 'Drama Class', I don't think that's what it was called--but, I'll call it that. Anyway, we did human videos [a drama skit thing to music] in that class. We did some serious ones. [Like the one where everyone had cancer...and the one where I was the abusive mother....but, that's beside the point: back to the story] We did one called "Addicted to Mountain Dew". If memory serves the song was by the Christian rap artist KJ52 [FYI I hate rap of any kind...not that I have anything against people who like it, it's just not my favourite kind of music...] anyways, the whole premise of this human video was that we were in this support group for Mountain Dew addicts. We all had to be twitching or something like that. One of our classmates was the 'doctor' who was trying to help us. In the end one of the people in our group grabbed a can of Mt. Dew from behind his chair and tried to make a break for it; while we chased after him trying to steal away his caffinated beverage. It was a very fun human video. Sort of. XD But, I told this story because timechaser said I should join a support group. [laughs]

So...who likes baseball? I like to watch it on TV. I'm terrified of playing it--I have horror stories that ended in one long, bloody trip to the dentist's office. Last night was the season opener at Wrigley Field!! I watched up until the 7th inning before I had to leave for ballet class...apparently I left right before all the action started. Crap. Anyways, at least we [the Cubs] lost in overtime. It's not so bad, then... I'm now a fan of the new Japanese player, Kosuke Fukudome. He's a beast. When he hit his first double my sister and I were screaming at the television.. Ha.

Crap. It's time for school. Gotta go, have a good day everybody!