I stole this from Nikki. CB
You know the drill: 10 of your OCs, answer the questions accordingly, blah blah blah.
1. Etoile (Tegwarts; tegaki)
2. Sparke (…uh comic)
3. Kaine (Pandora Academy;tegaki)
4. Deacon (…uh comic)
5. Maddy (Lovely Pokemon; tegaki)
6. Conner (Fish bits; tegaki)
7. Jess (…uh comic)
8. Kioshi (…uh comic)
9. Chizz (…uh comic)
10. Nagi (…lol comic again)
1) 1 (Etoile) and 8 (Kioshi) write a grocery list. What items are on it?
Etoile: Okay, so I’ve compiled a list of- what the hell is that thing you’re writing with?
Kioshi: …It’s a pen. The hell does it look like?
Etoile: …wtfisapen? Well, here’s my list. *hands list over*
Kioshi: …..Are you kidding me? Are these even real things? Where are they supposed to get this?
2) 3 (Kaine) and 5 (Maddy) go shopping according to said list. What do they forget, and what do they buy instead?
Kaine: I hate shopping. I want to go back home. Where’s Cameron? Where’s the list?
Maddy: You sure complain a lot. I have it! :9 It says 'two bags of cookies, shampoo, 6 bags of strawberries (someone sure likes those...), doxycide, fluxweed... flobberworm parts...? What...?
Kaine: Give me that. It's obvious you can't read. *snatches list and reads* ...what the hell is a bezoar?
3) 7 (Jess) finds out he/she is violently allergic to bees! What does 2 (Sparke) do?
Jess: AAAAAAGH. OMGOMG SPARKE I JUST GOT STUNG BY A BEE. OMG CALL THE AMBULANCE.
Sparke:.... What? AHAHAHAHA You look like a a fat kid who stole cookies from the jar and got beat by his mom! Now what's the number for the ambulance?
4) Knowing full well about 7 (Jess’) allergies, 10 (Nagi) mail-orders a hive of bees and puts it in 7 (Jess’) room. What does 4 (Deacon) say about this?
Deacon: ....I have some ointment in one of the cabinets... Oh, wait. Sparke used it all when MJ bit him. We can go down to the store?
5) If 9 (Chizz) hijacked a PA system, what would they broadcast throughout the building?
Chizz: HELLOOOOOoooo! So I have a few announcements to make. One, hell is taking over so you better get the sunscreen. Two, I DO know how to dress. Yellow goes very well with purple, thanks. Three, sit on your asses and don't use condoms. Hell needs more new recruits. Four, I'm running out of things to say. Five, Etoile is a douche. THAT IS ALL.
6) 6 (Conner) sunbathed for too long and got a sunburn. What does he/she have to say about it?
Conner: OHGEEZE OHGEEZE. I'M A FISH PERSON. CRAP. FILL THE TUB, PLZ.
7) What would 1 (Etoile) say 6 (Conner) looks like, now that he/she is sunburnt?
Etoile: *glances* You look like hell.
8) If 3 (Kaine) and 10 (Nagi) were having a 'Yo momma' contest, what would their best jokes be?
Nagi: Yo mamma so fat, you need to grease the door frame and hold a twinkie on the other side to get her through! Haha just kidding. C:
Kaine: |:<
9) Is 5 (Maddy) or 4 (Deacon) a better figure skater?
Deacon has no coordination. ): So Maddy, for she is a sue.
10) What does 2 (Sparke) have to say about that?
Sparke: ...Thanks De. I hope you know you just got beat by a girl in FIGURE SKATING. There goes our family name. )<
11) 9 (Chizz) became a necromancer overnight! Who do they resurrect?
Chizz: Ah, man. I'm so resurrecting Qui-Gon Jinn. Make him teach me the ways of the jeidi, YEAHBOI.
12) What would each of their names be if they were to become the opposite gender?
1. Etoile = ....Etoile (LOLOLOLOLFAG)
2. Sparke = Sparkle (fttgh)
3. Kaine = Keira? (idk googled that)
4. Deacon = Dea...nna?
5. Maddison = Matthew (probably)
6. Conner = Karenidkadf;dalfk
7. Jess = Justin or something fft
8. Kioshi = idkkk already sounds pretty girly
9. Chizz = idkkk
10. Nagi = idk too ):
13) What animals would each of them be?
1. Etoile = MONGOOOOOOSE
2. Sparke = PEACOCK or some pretty bird
3. Kaine = Cat (even though he hates them)
4. Deacon = Dog
5. Maddy = sea horse ;u;
6. Conner = lol endler livebearer
7. Jess = hyena
8. Kioshi = lazy cat
9. Chizz = snaaaaaaaake
10. Nagi = dog on crack
14) 2 (Sparke) is having a dinner party and asks 3 (Kaine) and 5 (Maddy) to run to the store to get the ingredients. Do they fuck this one up too?
THEY SURE DO. Sparke can't cook for crap, either. So it's all good.
15) It turns out that 2 (Sparke) poisoned all the guests with arsenic! Who did he/she invite?
Everyone on this meme thing.
16) Which of the guests would 9 (Chizz) bring back to life with their necromancy?
NO OOOOONE. He needs the points for the big dogs in hell. C:
17) Would 4 (Deacon) snort a Ramen noodle then hock it up out their mouth and floss their nasal cavity with it? What does 10 (Nagi) think of this?
Deacon: .......you want me to do what now?
Nagi: Yeah, just one big SNORT. Don't think about. It's just like ripping off a band-aid, I swear.
Deacon: Yeah, but... this is a noodle.
18) 1 (Etoile) is hitchhiking to China and 2 (Sparke) stops to pick he/she up. 3 (Kaine) meets up with them at a gas station and they are all struck with a radioactive comet. They all get superpowers and vow to save the world from evil! Shortly after this, 4 (Deacon) begins a plot to take all the TEA in China with his/her henchmen/women, 5 (Maddy) and 6 (Conner). 1 (Etoile), 2 (Sparke), and 3 (Kaine) break into their fortress of DOOM to stop the plot. 7 (Jess) enters the fray, having been struck by a similar comet, only his/her only power is to morph into a lethargic koala bear. 8 (Kioshi) and 9 (Chizz) were having sex the whole time and missed it. What's 10 (Nagi’s) favorite TV show?
They don't have TV where he comes from. C: It would totally be on the discovery channel, though.
19) On a scale of 1 to 10, how irritating was that last question?
Not that irritating. ):
20) This quiz is over, but the journey continues as all 10 ride off into the sunset. Who pushes who off of their horse as the screen fades to black?
Etoile will use his magic to push everyone off. And then grab Chancery, who is somewhere nearby and elope with her. C:
