So last night, me and my mom were watching that show where the guy from dateline catches pedophiles. And there was some funny stuff said, not gonna lie, nonetheless, justice is served >:D
So, watching all these episodes, I thought of something. What if there was an episode, such as this one...

Datelineguy: What are you doing here?
Pizzaguy: I’m just deliverin pizza O_O
Datelineguy: Did you say you wanted to lick her butthole?
Pizzaguy: Dude, what? D:
Datelineguy: Were you going to toss her a salad?!
Pizzaguy: Why would I do that? .__.
Datelineguy: WERE YOU GOING TO SMEAR PIZZA ALL OVER HER?!?
Pizzaguy: GOD NO! SHE’D PROBABLY WANT TO EAT THE PIZZA! Dx
It would be fanstastic, not gonna lie :P