Today I have to do some fasting blood work, so I'll write a story about fearing blood. Its only blood!
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"God Fabio! How loud do you listen to your music to when I'm not around?!" I said over the wonderful lyrics of the Beastie Boy's Intergalactic. Although that song is fantastic, it was way too loud.
~~~~~~~~~~~~Opps time to go! Finish it later!
Ok! I'm back... My arm feels weird... Since it was a fasting draw, I'm really hungry.. Back to the story.
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We got some gas at our local 7-11 and went home.
"Lets go do your draw done." Madre said as I headed out again. There were lots of people there, but it went fast.
"Enarg? You're up sweetie." Said a lean, cute nurse. Her red locks sat on her shoulders and made her look statuesque in a way. We went into the blood-draw room. It was a calm shade of olive green with pearly white crown molding on it. There was elevator music playing.
"This will only hurt a bit." Said the nurse as she stabbed the damned needle into my pure vein. It look only a few seconds for her to fill 3 viles.
"There we go. All done! That wasn't so bad sis!" Mom chimed.
LaTeR
"Well girls, drink up!" Said the sign in lady. Her curly gray hair turned more violent as her eyes turned bloody red. The nurse from before handed her one of the viles and another to my dermatologist. They drank from it, sweet and devious laughs filled the empty lab.
"She would of never suspected you were behind it. Now we get her fantastic blood every month!" Laughed the sign in lady.
FiN
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I cussed. Yes. Don't hate me because I said one little word.