There are two lady bugs. One cusses the other one out, since it is a yellow ladybug. The yellow ladybug replies with saying 'I love you too'.
Tomorrow I am going to burn chick-flick books with my bud. She lives in a nice place, so it'll be fun. The funner part it that they all sucked 'cause they were bad and they were written by British people, so that made it hard to read and understand!
Story time.

There was once a girl who had a figurine. She loved the life out of it, and one day it broke. She cried and cried, but then a man popped out of her left ear. This man was her voice. He helped her see right from wrong.
"Please stop crying." He said to the girl. "Crying will not help it."
"But it is the only thing I can do!" She wept. He picked up the pieces and put them into his pocket. He took some of he tears too. He went back inside her mind. When she woke up, the figurine was intact and fixed.