Riding On the Storm

When I say someone post a post with the title "Riding On the Storm", it made me wonder, how could you actually do that?
First of all, there must be a lot of water vapor in the storm cloud. The storm cloud also have to not be a thunderstorm, for the intense heat from the lightning could (1) kill you and (2) possibly make the cloud evaporate even more and separate so thinly that you'll fall through.
Second of all, how could you stand on it unless you have godly powers. If anyone has godly powers, please speak up or forever hold your breath, because you probably don't need oxygen... Jerk

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