I tell twisted, odd, weird storied.
I'll share one that I that came to mind while soaking.

"That's it. This government is going downhill. We're moving." My dad said as he looked at a pink note with handwriting on it. He ran his hands through his hair.
"Wait, what?!" I sat up. "What about mom? I won't be able to see her!"
"We're moving to Nebraska (random state!)." He completely ignored me. Everyone whined while my dad just closed his ears. What about Alicie? 'Via? The Sillyman? The one with good hair? M.A.C? Upset, I went and got my computer. Post> My Freakin' World. I wrote a unhappy post in one sentance:
I'm shit now. Adieu to me. You already have my will Alicie.
That's when I saw that I had gotten a new PM. I clicked on it and read it, failing to read who it was from.
'Deep trouble, huh?' it read. It was from MetalHead Sound.
"Oh, cool." I whispered to only me.
'Yah. Moving away.' I replied. That's when it hit me. What if I made a group of spunksters who could be convincing enough it help me out. I PMed these people:
Black Kiss, Alicie, ItachiWeasle, Miss SassyRosie, and MetalHead Sound.
"Together, we are the Otaku Force! Or I guess the O-Force would work." I fell over in my seat from over spinning the computer chair. But how? I quickly typed up the Pm.
'To my fellow girlies and dudlies I can trust:
I have a majorly bad problem that I need help with. I'm moving awaaaaaay. This is bad because that is like pulling a sprout out of the ground: it'll die.
So really I'm just asking you to help me... And join the O-Force (Otaku Force).
Help a sister (hehehe) out please??????????
~ZtG'
I sent it up. A few seconds later, they all had replied yes. Like two of them asked for more info (which I gave them).
~A few days later, everyone was coming over. Only BK, Alicie, and I are here~
"Oh sh- I mean, oh darn we need some snackums!" I looked over at BK. I couldn't cuss when she's around, which sucks. I car pulled up. Um... It was a Ford. No older than 1990. A guy stepped out of the car. Why did I have the urge to call him Katio? He walked up to the door, but we met him to it.
"Oh my gosh..." Alicie muttered.
"Yeah." BK respond.
"Hey, you look like Katio!" I laughed. He looked shocked. It was like he was thinking 'holy smokes I'm teaming up with them?!'. I pointed towards the living room. He gasped at my home. It was nice after all. Two more cars pulled up. I guess one was the Miss and the other MetalHead.
"Hey girlies!!!" I ran up to them and grabbed their luggage.
"Wow... You're Zelos the Great?" Miss Rosie looked shocked.
"The one and only. That over there is Alicie, and the other is Black Kiss." I counted heads. "There is a lot of girlies... This group is feminine."
~A while later after everyone settles~
"This group will come to order. We are here to address the problem and the solution. The problem is that I might be moving away. The solution is a group of spunksters who can be very convincing. We- you are these girlies and dudlies." I spoke while getting some water from the tap.
"Hey is that one of those soup faucets?" MetalHead asked.
"Ya, I think it is. Or at least it is the same shape." Itachi replied. I laughed at him. Not in a bad way. He's just silly. I turned the heat down on the spaghetti (the only easy thing to make that feeds the masses) and sat down.
"It's scary who much you remind me of Fabio." I spoke it Itachi. He looked at me, confused.
"He's my older brother whom I love lots." I grabbed a picture of him from his cop training program. He studied the photo for a while before nodding. The spaghetti started boiling over and I took it off.
~After many days, we got our wits together and it was the day before we left. We had stopped my popster at the door~
"Hey! Stop right there!" I yelled at my dad.
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Wonderful! I typed all this in 5 hours (mostly due to talking to the one with good hair)!!!!