Complications

I've been having some complications with all my guy friends. It sucks in a way because they are such a big part of me. Like my brothers!
The problem is this dream I had!
Here is the summary:
I went to sleep at 9:14 and woke up in this high-high class house. I looked in the mirror and I was older! Like, anywhere 35-42! I walked into the kitchen and there was a note from my husband.
'Went to get stuff.' It wrote. I sat down and looked at the huge living room, when there was a knock on the door. It was the one with good hair!
"Oh, hey-! Will you please put some clothes on!?" He blacked his eyes. I was currently wearing just a dress shirt and some undies. I put some sweats on and then came back. He sat down on the bench.
"Brian! You have to help me! I went to sleep last night -- (age) and woke up 35!" I begged him.
"Look, I really don't care about what you and your husband do at night." (that's not what he said, but a more child friendly version) He looked away from me. Then the door opened, and my husband stepped in. This is the bad part!!!!
"I'm home." My husband, the Sillyman, one great, smart, normal friend was my husband. H. U. S. B. A. N. D. Does anyone realize what I'm feeling?! I mean, we are just, not really even close, friends. And he ends up being my husband...
Anyways, he comes in and kisses me on the head. I flip out and have a big spasmie fuss about it. Sillyman calls in the maid, (LOKLOLOLO) Alice, to make in the food. Her little, adorable daughter, called Kie, came in and thanked me for letting them live here with her mom. SHE WAS CUTE!!!!!!!!!!! So I thanked her, but then Brian's wife came in, and OMG, it was Via, one of my BFFs. She was super model pretty and didn't look like herself at all. While they were talking, I looked around at this big library of all these animes. I voiced in all of them. Apparently I was a REALLY famous voice actor. I got paranoid and ran out of the house and drove away in a cool, old show car. My husband came and ran after me, but I drove off too fast (I could drive...). I went to my old friend's house, but he was no help at all.
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That's it... All except for the juicy good stuff. I can't post about it...
Hehehe... Don't want to freak people out...

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