Help Hotline - Jealousy

Ah! God... I'm reallllllly jealous of my brother... DANMIT!!!! He got something that I really wanted...
I'll fact you out and help you with jealousy!
But first:
O RLY?
YA RLY.
Sorry, I want to do that.
Ok.
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Short info:Jealousy, some say it's everywhere, others say that it has to do with a spific culture. It has been found first seen in infants 5 months and up.
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How to deal with it:
(*) Fuck, I really don't feel like reading all that crap, so here is a stupid link...
OMNOM NOMN OIMN NOMNOMNONOMONONOMNOMNOM!

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