My friend posted this stupid list of things a good boyfriend does, and I think he's totally retarded. So, I have countered his list with my own. This is a list of things I do, have done, and think.
If you make your own list, let me know, 'cause I want to read it.
We are a dying breed. We are the ones who:
-wear knee socks.
-scream when the toast pops.
-chew other peoples gum.
-dance like they did in the 80s.
-spellcheck.
-eat bread.
-shoot staples at people.
-wear coloured eyeliner.
-tie our shoes.
-paint our fingers a few different colours.
-bake cookies because its a wednesday.
-glomp.
-talk on the phone about everything that happened like ten minutes ago.
-eat the red smarties first, one at a time, just because we can.
-have no secrets.
-can't sit still for ten seconds.
-call shotgun.
-are brutally honest.
-laugh out of context.
-have inside jokes that come into conversations where they don't apply.
-fix stuff with tape.
-swim while wearing socks.
-stick our tongue out when they're not looking.
-wear badass cowboy hats.
-keep the rocks we find.
-love sharpie markers.
-are full of profanity.
-play with matches, because they're cooler than lighters.
-refuse to wear a scarf in August, even though 'everyone is doind it'.
-have a desire to drive a tank or some kind of army vehicle.
-put on rediculous amounts of makeup
-hate one-hit-wonders.
-eat chocolate chips.
-have stitched our name into something we own at one point or another.
-can only kind-of type without looking.
-have better things to do at the beach then lay around tanning.
-read the book and saw the movie (the movie sucked).
-sleep on the couch because the bed is too far away.
-eat pancakes for dinner.
-watch the first three episodes of American Idol to laugh at the people who suck.
-popped a joint, much to the disgust of surrounding people.
-watched the same movie until we knew it by heart.
-think lightening is pretty.
-have heard "Never heard of 'em" at least a thousand times.
-sing outloud to music only we can hear.
-have coloured a whole sheet of paper with a highliter.
-have ironed out clothes with a hair strightener.
-displayed our mad skills at school talent shows.
-lick our lips.
-own something we're absolutly sure no one else does.
-play air guitar, even though it doesn't look like that with a real guitarist.
-have done our hair with elastic bands.
-make and keep rediculous promises.
-need to know for sure if the plants are real.
-have fallen asleep in class and still got the answer right upon awakening.
-think that everyone looks exactly like everyone else (with some exceptions).
-turn off all the lights before bed then can't find the bed.
-have painted a room all by ourselves.
-will walk halfway across town because only one store has exactly what we want.
-won't eat fish because of Finding Nemo. Fish are friends, not food.
-keep adding time on the microwave so that every single kernal pops.
-admire people who use extra effort when making a smiley and use the equal sign.
-have read the biography for someone we've never heard of.
-take the time to counter people's rediculous facebook notes.
