SWEET!!
I'm on Matthew Good's website everyday, and guess what I found!!! It was all redesigned for . . . (wait for it) . . . VANCOUVER!!!
*New CD release!!!*
Now I'm praying to the Gods of Indie Music, please give us a tour!!! We haven't seen him since last summer. Its about time he got his ass off the computer and out of his basement. He's gained weight from his blogging and constant research. He used to be all skinny and intense, now he looks like a mobster. A tour would do him good.
He's so pessimistic. He hates pretty much everything except Parker, his job (aside from music he's a movie usher in a town so small the only bar is a strip joint), and British Columbia.
I quote:
"Stupid is everywhere, it permeates everything. Popular culture is stupid and so is counterculture, which only exists to hopefully become popular culture, meaning that stupid strives to become stupid – which is a double negative and therefore stupid."

He needs a tour. On his live album you could tell he was having a shitload of fun makling fun of the ban,d talking with the audience, demanding beer, and playing his music.
I Facebooked him (facebook should not be considered a verb but seems to have become one). I asked him for a tour, please. See, I said please. We need a tour.

Get out of the house! Quit blogging! As much as we are all interested in how idiotic some people can be, we're much more interested in you! We don't read your blog because its interesting (well,kind of, yeah, but thats beside the point), we read it in hopes of you saying "So, I'm going on tour. Heres where I'm playing and heres where you can buy tickets."

Go. On. Tour.
NOW.