I got bored...
TOP 10 SIGNS YOU ARE IN CALIFORNIA
1. You take the bus and are shocked at 2 people carrying on a conversation in english
2. You make over $250,000 and still can't afford a house
3. Your child's 3rd grade teacher has purple hair, a nose ring, and is named Breeze
4. You can taste the difference between Sumatra and Ethiopian coffee beans
5. You pass an elementary school playground and the children are all busy with their cellphones
6. The guy wearing the baseball cap & sunglasses who looks like George Clooney IS George Clooney
7. A low speed pursuit will interrupt ANY TV broadcast
8. It's sprinkling outside, so you leave work an hour early to avoid all the weather-related accidents
9. You AND your dog therapists
10. A really great parking space can move you to tears.
TOP 10 SIGNS YOU ARE OBSESSED WITH THE INTERNET
1. You turn off your modem and get this awful empty feeling, like you just pulled the plug on a loved one
2. You spend half of the plane trip with your laptop on your lap... and your children in the overhead compartment
3. You start using smilies in your snail mail
4. Your cat has its on homepage
5. Youo wake up at 3 a.m. to go to the bathroom and stop to check your e-mail on the way back to bed
6. You decide to stay in college for an additional year or two, just for the free internet access
7. You check your mail. It says "no new messages," So you check it again
8. You name your kids Dotcom, Modem, and Emoticon
9. You laugh at people with dial-up modems.
10. You start tilting your head sideways to smile
TOP 10 SIGNS YOU HAD TOO MUCH COFFEE
1. You grind your coffee beans in your mouth
2. You lick you coffeepot clean
3. You're the employee of the month at the local coffeehouse and you don't even work there
4. You can jump-start your car without cables
5. You've built a miniature city out of little plastic stirrers
6. When you find a penny, you say, "Find a penny, pick it up. Sixty-three more, I'll have cup."
7. Instant coffee takes too long
8. You name your cats "Cream" and "Sugar"
9. Your lips are permanently stuck in the sipping position
10. You don't even wait for the water to boil anymore
TOP 10 WAYS TO ANNOY PEOPLE
1. Name your dog "Dog"
2. Holler random numbers while someone is counting
3. Begin all your sentences with "ooh la la!"
4. Speak only in a "robot" voice
5. Wear your pants backwards
6. Ask people what gender they are
7. Ask the waitress for an extra seat for your "imaginary friend"
8. Sing along at the opera
9. Mow your lawn with scissors
10. Honk and wave to strangers
there. that is all the TOP 10 things i have on my ipod. XD
If you like any of them (or all of them), you can post them up on your world. xD
