Characters:
1. Shukaku *pretty much lying down on buildings, drunk*
2. Jessica *Lying down on a hammock*
3. Naara *sitting on the floor*
4. Misa *sitting in a corner*
5. Asura *upsidedown*
Questions
How have you all been?
Shukaku: Awesome *hic*!
Jess: Eh....
Naara:..............
Misa: Fine, thank you
Asura: Good....
What are your full names?
Shukaku: Shukaku Ichibi
Jessica: Jessica of the Sand
Naara: Naara Uzumaki or Naara of the Sand
Misa: Misa Ichibi
Asura: Asura Azuki
Nicknames?
Shukaku:Shu-Kun, Ichibi-San, Baka, Sensai, etc.
Jessica: Jess
Naara: Naara
Misa: The Devil of the Demons
Asura: Asura
Me:Naara, you need a nickname....
How old are you? (present day)
Shukaku: 19, and always will *hic* be.....
Jessica: 14, going on to 15
Naara: 16
Misa: 18, but I act like 6
Asura: 14, same as Jess...
What's your height?
Shukaku: I *hic* grow alot. But right now I'm 100' 7"
Jessica: 5' 3"
Naara: 7' 11"
Misa: 4' 9"
Asura: 5' 1"
Nationality?
Shukaku: Japanese
Jessica: Amercain/Japanese
Naara: Japanese
Misa: Japanese
Asura: Japanese
You Got Any Bad Habits?
Shukaku: Drinking, *hic* Eating, Growing, and Raping women
Jessica: Playing pranks and Baka(Kankuro) says I spoil my animals/friends
Naara: I act like Naruto and Gaara at the same time....-_-'
Misa: All that I could think of is Glomping Kyu-Kun
Asura: Mistaking everyone for prey and shooting my bows and arrows randomly
Are you a virgin?
Shukaku: What does that mean?
Jessica: Yeah
Naara: Pretty much
Misa: I can't tell you yet....
Asura: Hell yeah!
Who's your mate/spouse?
Shukaku: I'm trying to get more mates. So *hic* far, it's Jess and Yurikami...
Jessica: Gaara and Sensai
Naara: I'm pretty much alone
Misa: Kaku, Haku(For one Time), and Kyu-Kun!
Kyuubi:It's Kon who raped you, idiot!
Misa:*punches Kyuubi out*
Asura: oO None....yet. Jess, why did you create a rabid fangirl?
Do you have any kids?
Shukaku: *drunk at the moment*
Jessica: Nope...
Naara: None....
Misa: Cody Ichibi the Tanuki, Matilda Shichibi the Badger, and Yaki the Fox
Asura: Does my wolf pack count?
What's your favourite food and drink?
Shukaku: Everything. Mostly *hic* Pizza and Sake!
*hugs sake*
Jessica: Pizza and Fruit Punch
Naara: Ramen and Blood....no I'm not a vampire, believe it!
Misa: Onigiri and Soda
Asura: Milk and anything I can hunt. I like deer the best
Everyone: *backs away*
What's your favorite ice cream flavor?
Shukaku: Chocolate
Jessica: Cherry Chocolate-Chip
Naara: Black Raspberry
Misa: Rocky Road
Asura: What's Ice Cream?
Your favourite song at the moment?
Shukaku: Animal I Have Become
Jessica: Beep
Naara: All The Things She Said
Misa: Simple and Clean
Asura: Waking The Demon
Have you killed anyone?
Shukaku: Yep! All *hic* the time!!!
Jessica: *shrugs*
Naara: Not that I know of...
Misa:I'll kill anyone who hurts Kyu-Kun!
Asura:I killed many of my prey and other wolf packs...
Do you hate anyone?
Shukaku: Teme, Health Teachers, and lots more
Jessica: Baka, Uchiha and people who annoy me
Naara: Father, Both my Uncles, and My Step Father
Misa: ... Not that I recall
Asura:Wolf packs who did not make an alliance with my pack
Love Anyone?
Shukaku: My mates, *hic* all girls, and sometimes...Teme*goes to throw up*
Jessica: Gaara, Naruto, Everyone that I know is nice
Naara: I love my sisters and I think I love Deiara as well...
Misa: Big Brother, Nice People, and Kyu-Kun!
Kyuubi:Leave me alone!!!
Asura:*sulks*
Have any secrets?
Everyone:We are not going to tell you anything....
What is your job?
Shukaku: I used to be a preist, but *hic* I'm a demon that does whatever I want, you got a problem with that?
Jessica: I used to be the replacement for the 4th Kazekage, but now I'm Chunin
Naara: I'm both working with biju and the Akatsuki to see what I am
Misa: I'm an average tanuki^^
Asura: Archer and Leader of Wolf Pack. Seriously, Jess, why create her?!
What do you do to relax?
Shukaku: Drink, eat, or kill someone
Jessica: Listen to Music or Draw
Naara: Rant about it
Misa: Beat up Kyu-Kun!
Kyuubi:Why create her!?!
Asura:Read Robin Hood and play my drums
Eye Colors?
Shukaku: Yellow with black star pupils
Jessica: Blue, purple when Physcic form, Red in curse form
Naara: Blue on left side, green on the other
Misa: Same as Big Brother's
Asura:Black
Hair Color?
Shukaku: Blonde
Jessica: Purple
Naara: half red/half blonde
Misa: Black
Asura:Grey, but sometimes turns to black from time to time
Skin?
Shukaku: Tan with blue veins showing
Jessica: Light tan
Naara: skin tone as Naruto and Gaara
Misa: Same as Big Brother
Asura:Average skin color
Rain or sunshine?
Shukaku: Sunshine, I *hic* want to be warmer
Everyone Else:Both....
Winter or Summer?
Shukaku: Summer
Jessica: Summer
Naara: Both
Misa: Pretty much winter
Asura:Winter
Any Unusual Things about you?
Shukaku:*hic* I never had a birth date, I grow all the time, and I like full moons
Jessica: My eyes look like Hinata's and I'm Autistic
Naara: I'm bipolar and have spilt personalities
Misa: I'm a rabid raping fangirl
Everyone: *trying to leave*
Asura:...nothing, i think....
What are/were your parents like?
Shukaku: My mom was a Sand-Controling ANBU and my dad was a drunken evil tanuki
Jessica: My mother(Karura) cursed Gaara and didn't tell me anything...
Naara: Father and Uncle(Deidara and Sasori) left us, Step Dad(4th Kazekage) came and kicked me out of the Sand Village
Misa: Both mom and dad were tanukis. Daddy broke up with mom and mom killed herself after dad died
Asura:I dunno....
Do you want to say something to your readers?
Shukaku: Whoever likes me, comment *hic* please!
Jessica: Hi people I don't know!
Naara: I love motorcycles. Ladies, want to go for a spin?
Misa: HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII PEOPLEZ!
Asura: Great. More Prey. Do ya tatse good with salt?
Do you think you’re attractive?
Shukaku: I'm cute, hot, and smexy!
Jessica: Dunno
Naara: Since GaaNaru is popular....yeah
Me: We need to get you a girlfriend. Hey OCs! He's available!
Misa & Asura: Yes
Do others find you attractive?
Shukaku: They should*takes out some sand*
Jessica: Mostly no....
Naara: Probably not
Misa: *pulls out kunai* They better
Asura:*takes out arrow* I agree.
Do you have fans?
Shukaku: Probably...
Jessica: Yep
Naara: Dunno
Misa and Asura: Yup *glares evilly at reader, cracks knuckles*
Are you straight, gay, or bi?
Shukaku: straight. Bi when I get drunk and next to Teme
Everyone Else: straight
Tell us something no-one knows about you.
Shukaku: Strange things are happening to me at night...Unlike me...
Jessica: I have powers that would save the world and I have many demons inside me
Naara: I am Indiana Naara, believe it!
Everyone: oO
Misa: I can tell the future
Asura: I play drums
Name some of your talents:
Shukaku: Transformations, Sand, Wind, Moon techniques and other things
Jessica: I turn into a hedgehog, and other things I can't tell you...
Naara: I do shadow clones, rasengan, puppets and dark jutsus. I'm learning how to control sand next
Misa: Not telling you...
Asura: I do magic and I use mostly weapons
Enemies?
Shukaku: Teme...
Jessica: Uchiha...
Naara: Sasori and Deidara...
Misa: Mean people...
Asura: Other wolf packs
To be continued...
~Jess
This is for all the CardCaptorSakura and Naruto fans. If you don't know about either of the anime, just ask me.
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I went to my bedroom, a book in my hand. It was 9:00 PM and I was sleepy. Before I went to bed however, I called Deiara from the Akatsuki to see if she was okay.
"Hi Deiara!" I yelled getting sleepy.
"Hi Jess, un...."
"How are you?"
"Sleepy...why did you call me in the middle of the night?"
"Just Because. Anyway, I found this book on the floor and I didn't find the owner so I'm keeping it. Wow, it has cards in it. See ya!" I hung up from there. Then I went to sleep. The next morning, I felt a little hot on my bed. When I opened my eyes, an orange boy with flaming wings, firey hair, and red eyes stared at me.
"Gahh! Who are you?" I asked the boy, who was burning my bed each passing second.
"I'm The Firey Card...You don't know about the Clow Cards?" Firey said. I looked at the book and the cards were gone. If Firey came from the cards, then this is bad...
"Jessica, come outside please." A loud voice called outside. Firey and I went outside to look up at a 50 foot tall redheaded Kazekage.
"Good Morning, Gaara-Chan..." I said. Gaara kinda looked like he had a bad mood.
"This woman in the middle of the village was crying and I came to her just to help. Then WHAMO! I get huge. It's not like I hate being huge but now the fangirls are annoying me even more..." Gaara said, closing his eyes. I saw crowds of fangirls yelling at him.
"WE LOVE YOU, GIANT GAARA-KUN! YOU'RE SOOO SMEXY!
" Fangirls yelled. They were killed in a second by Sand Coffin. Firey was trying not to laugh.
"This might be the doing of The Big Card," Firey added, "We must find all the Clow Cards before all of them wreck havoc among us." If Gaara had eyebrows, he would be raising them now. I mean what harm can these cards do?
"Oh Gaara-Kun!" A girl called out. She was made of sand, very tall, and had silky clothing. I pointed to the lady in jealousy.
"Holy Arabian Nights, It's a Mary Sue!!!" I yelled. Firey slapped his forehead.
"You idiot, that's the Sand Card." Firey snapped. Just like Uchiha....This was gonna be hell.......
Someone (or Me) Please Continue....
~Jess
