Hi there!

Name:Jessica
NickName:Jess or Shukaku
Age:14
Gender:Female
Likes:Getting into trouble, pizza, Music, Writing Stories, Friends, Naruto, Fruits Basket, Azumanga Daioh, Bo-bo-bo-bo-bo-bo-bo, Doing whatever I want, and other anime.
Dislikes:Being told what to do, Math, annoying things
Anime Family:Sasori(Father), Karura(Mother), Naara(Older Brother, Mallificent*cough*Mallie(Evil Older Twin sis), Deidara(Uncle), Yashamaru(Step Uncle)
Clubs I belong to:SSJ Ninja Club-As Shukaku~Genin, Teh Biju Club-As Shukaku~Co Leader, and The Naruto Main Club-As Gaara
What I'm doing right now:Writing!^_^
My TheO buddys(It's a long list, so I'll name like five of them):Cate/Deiara/Kyuubi(DeidaraNarutoClan), Marcus(Markus wolfe), Keith/Isonade/Itachi(kiba inuzuka5), Raijuu/solange(vdr-07), Kiki/Misa(leeluver1)

Click here if you want Shukaku-Sensai to do something(That also means you, Kyuubi!

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~Jess
~Drunk Shukaku

Tagged by Kyuubi

I been tagged by DeidaraNarutoClan:

1.)I like reading
2.)I hate salami.
3.)I go to PF camp during the summer.
4.)Summer is my favorite season.
5.)I want to but Ultimate Ninja 3.
6.)I'm in the Biju club.
7.)I sayed up on time til' 2:35 AM
8.)My fav color is purple.

I tag all of my subscribers! >XD

~Jessica

Join the ninja Club!

-Cate and Deiara was playing the Dancing ninja game, when I went up in front of them-

-Leaf Symbol comes up, then disappears-

Me: Greetings Otaku from the "New Individuals Who Need Jumping Adventures Club". That's right. We're the Ninja club. Have you ever observed any of the following paranormal phenomena: ninja songs, comics, slideshows, man-eating plants, tanuki disguised as professional rappers, a blonde kid wearing orange clothing? These sightings are not normal and should be reported to ninjas immediately! It is the duty of all Otaku to report any and all paranormal events to us, so that we can cover them up--

-record scratches-

Me: Uh, I mean, investigate them. Call Sakura or Hokage-sama now if you want to join. Ninja Otaku are standing by... Join now!

Deiara:Can you please move, un? I wanna see myself beat Kyuubi...

Me:Sure.-steps aside-

Tagged XD

When someone tags you, you have to give facts about yourslef. Each tag=8 facts.
I gotten tagged twice by Cate(DeidaraNarutoClan) so here's me:

1.)My middle name is Kitri.
2.)Ever since I saw Gaara transformed on tv, I am now addicted to Naruto.
3.)I have autism.
4.)I own a PS2, Ganecube, Gamboy Advance, DS(which is lost), and N64.
5.)I wanna be an author when I grow up.
6.)At school, I was ignored and made fun of.
7.)I was born in New York City, Brooklyn.
8.)One time I said the f word at 1st grade, the police came and almost took my mom away.
9.)I LOVE gigantic things.
10.)My favorite food is pizza.
11.)When my mom bought a Fruits Basket card game at Borders, I was fond of Fruits Basket.
12.)I have an indian friend named Mubu, who is now in India for the summer.
13.)I'm 14 years old.
14.)I found theOtaku when I was taking a Cardcaptor Sakura quiz.
15.)One of my fav songs is Outta my Head(Ay ya ya) by Ashlee Simpson.
16.)At 1st grade, people laughed at me at my Halloween costume.(A McDonald's Chocolate milkshake)

Now I tag DeidaraNarutoClan and Markus Wolfe!

~Jessica
-Shukaku

Kyuubi Vs. Deiara The winner is.../Mission:Save the Sand Village Preist!

A giant wave of Lava fell on top of Deiara, who lost 20 points. Kyuubi lost 10. As he was closing in on the lava filled girl, Deiara threw a bird clay bomb on the kitsune. Kyuubi was too late to dodge the attack. He lost 20 points.

Score:
Kyuubi-0/50
Deiara-26/46

Deiara Wins!

"I can't believe....that I lost to a girl!" Kyuubi cried out, then fainted.

Deiara gains 7 experience.
Deiara went up to level 2:
Life-56/56
Experience-11/20
Learned Clay Clone-10

Kyuubi is now Available!

(After a trip to the Hospital and some rest)

4th Hokage called Deiara on a important mission. She and her 6 year old brother Itachi had to go to the Sand village for an errand. It was just a simple D-rank mission at first.

Deiara, riding on her clay bird, watched Itachi do the most creepiest thing she ever seened.

"What are you doing, un?" Deiara asked the future clan killer, twitching her eyes.

"Painting my nails.." Itachi answered. Deiara slapped her forehead. When they finally reached the Kazekage's Mansion, everything went crazy!

A baby with purple hair was crying inside a giant test tube. The 4th Kazekage was randomly throwing chemicals at his henchmen. A man with Yellow hair and black eyes was tied up. And the machines in the lab went beserk.

Itachi watched the whole predicument as if it were a tv show, while Deiara tried to untie the preist.

"Thank you." Shukaku said to Deiara, "You must be the ninja I sent for."

The Kazekage laughed at the sight of Deiara, Itachi, and Shukaku so much that he threw a chemical at the preist. Shukaku's sand covered Shukaku completely. The chemical went into the sand. The problem is, the sand stayed on Shukaku's skin. Shukaku picked up the empty bottle that read,

"Ichibi no Tanuki"

"You stole my friend, you're going to sacrifice your people, and you turned me into a monster!?!" Shukaku roared at the evil man. He had it with the new Kazekage.

"So my real mission is to beat this phony and save the child?" Deiara asked. Shukaku nodded, about to get ready for the brawl.

"I'm gonna play with the machines..." The forgotten Itachi said. He didn't want to be in the fight.

"Yeah, yeah, yeah!" Everyone sighed, not caring about the machines.

So it's:
Shukaku-50/50
& Deiara-56/56
Vs.
4th Kazekage-50/50

I'm not going to put a profile for the kazekage cuz he is not going to be available. I only need one person to be Shukaku and I'll continue this...

Kyuubi Vs. Deiara Round 1

As Kyuubi was about to scratch Deiara with Savage Claw, Deiara summoned up 2 cats and 2 dogs who deflected the attack and wounded him severly.

Score:
Kyuubi-25/50
Deiara-46/46

"Aw man!" Kyuubi exclaimed, "I might have to do that justu..." He then was suddenly hit by an invisable punch, making him lose 1 life point. A voice whispered to him.

Kyuubi sighed, "Jessica wants to know if you can please ask your friends to join this game...."

Deiara looked at the kitsune stunned, but went back into the fight.

Kyuubi made the signs I, Inu, Saru, Ne, Jin, Hitsuji, Tori.

Kyuubi used lava tsunami.