I re-did this interview because I was bored.
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Characters:
1. Junoir *sitting in his pot near an alleyway*
2. Aoi *in rose form playing with her petals*
3. Vinnie *connected to his dad, Twoey*
4. Twoey *sitting on top of the Brooklyn Bridge XD*
5. Jess *sitting next to Twoey*
Questions
How have you all been?
Junoir: Fine...
Aoi: Happy!^^
Vinnie: Okay, thanks for asking
Twoey: Hungry
Jess: *yawns* Tired -_-'
What are your full names?
Junoir: Jessy Junoir
Aoi: Aoi Uchiha
Vinnie: Do I have to say it? *glares and mutters* My real full name is The Audrey 3 -_-' Don't ask
Twoey: Before I was a plant, my full human name was Ace Totina
Jess: Jessica of the Sand/Chikumo^^
Nicknames?
Junoir: Jr.
Aoi: Blue
Vinnie: Vinnie...
Twoey: Audrey II, The Plant, Mean Green Mother From Outer Space, Taro 2, CK2, etc. *smirks* But everyone just calls me Twoey
Jess: Jess, Jessy, Jesse, and other nicknames I forgot...
How old are you? (present day)
Junoir: I don't know... Young?
Aoi: Same with jr.
Vinnie: Agreed, I'm young
Twoey: I'm a plant. We have no ages... Although, I think I'm 21 years old
Jess: 16 and Pregnant :3
What's your height?
Junoir: Right now I'm 10' 2"
Aoi: 7 inches -_-'
Vinnie: 1' 1"
Twoey: 250' 10" T_T'
Jess: 5' 3.5"
Nationality?
Junoir: Japanese
Aoi: Japanese
Vinnie: American
Twoey: African/American/Alien/Japanese/French and so on
Jess: Japanese/American
You Got Any Bad Habits?
Junoir: I eat a lot and I sometimes give people bad luck D: *starts to cry*
Aoi: I get into wild adventures and Mommy Dei sometimes gets stressed because of me ):
Vinnie: I sometimes eat the wrong things and cause chaos
Twoey: A lot. Lyin', cheatin', eatin', killin', cussing', and everything that's bad
Jess: I eat too much and I annoy people
Are you a virgin?
Junoir: Whatever that means, yes
Aoi: Yes
Vinnie: Yes
Twoey: I'M A PLANT. WHAT DO YOU THINK!?!
Jess: *pats her bloated stomach* I'm pregnant... does it answer your question
Who's your mate/spouse?
Junoir: No one
Aoi: No one
Vinnie: No one
Twoey: None, but I'm still in love with Deiara *sighs*
Jess: Taro Chikumo :D He's cute
Do you have any kids?
Junoir: I am a kid
Aoi: Me too
Vinnie: Me three
Twoey: Yup. Besides multiple clones of myself, I have 7 children^^
Jess: My son Hotaru and my baby coming soon *touches stomach* I just found out it's a girl :3
What's your favourite food and drink?
Junoir: Humans and Blood
Aoi: Onigiri and Blood
Vinnie: Sticky-notes and Blood ^^
Twoey: Humans, Blood, and water
Jess: I can eat anything now... *coughs up dollar bills and some more metal* Whoops! ^^
What's your favorite ice cream flavor?
Junoir: Chocolate
Aoi: French Vanilla
Vinnie: Mint Chocolate Chip
Twoey: Double Chocolate Chip
Jess: Triple Chocolate
Your favourite song at the moment?
Junoir: He Wasn't Man Enough by Toni Braxton
Aoi: Single Ladies by Beyonce
Vinnie: Stronger by Kayne West
Twoey: Bleed It Out by Linkin Park
Jess: I write Sins not Tragedies by Panic! At The Disco
Have you killed anyone?
Junoir: No, I eat people instead.
Aoi: No!
Vinnie: No
Twoey: Yup... *burps up a train* Excuse me... I just finished eating a train load of humans...
Jess: Yup......................... *stares at empty train and moves inches away from Twoey*
Do you hate anyone?
Junoir: Anyone who gets away with my plans...
Aoi: No one
Vinnie: No one
Twoey: A lot actually
Jess: Me too
Love Anyone?
Junoir: My family, my owner, and my friend Jess
Aoi: Everyone! :D
Vinnie: Me too! XD
Twoey: Deiara Uchiha, my children, my owner and her family, anyone who feeds me all night long, and *evil smirks* Anyone who bleeds...
Jess: My Family, Friends, and Taro-kun! :D
Have any secrets?
Everyone:We are not going to tell you anything....
What is your job?
Junoir: I don't have a job...
Aoi: I'm Genin now or something like that
Vinnie: I have no job
Twoey: Making sure that Jess and Taro are together and whatever works *shrugs*
Jess: A Chunin and I guess that's it...
What do you do to relax?
Junoir: Sleep in my pot
Aoi: Make Mommy Dei smile
Vinnie: Lie in the grass all day
Twoey: Eat humans and do the impossible^^
Jess: Be with Taro
Eye Colors?
Junoir: White at day time, red at night time
Aoi: Emerald Green
Vinnie: Light Green
Twoey: Dark Green
Jess: Blue
Hair Color?
Junoir: Dark Purple
Aoi: Blue
Vinnie: Light Green with White Bangs
Twoey: Light Green
Jess: Lavender
Skin?
Junoir: Normal
Aoi: Normal
Vinnie: Normal
Twoey: Brown
Jess: Light Tan
Rain or sunshine?
Everyone: Rain
Winter or Summer?
Junoir: Winter
Aoi: Summer
Vinnie: Summer
Twoey: Pretty much Summer
Jess: Summer
Any Unusual Things about you?
Junoir: I'm lonely but don't like crowds... I'm shy and meek even though I act mostly like my dad
Aoi: I'm a rose/fyltrap and I can drive a motorcycle
Vinnie: I eat Sticky-Notes -_-'
Twoey: I'm a glutton. My appetite can never be satisfied... Even though I'm huge, I'm not fat... And I think I just ate Cate right now O_o
Everyone: O_o' *trying to leave*
Jess: A lot....
What are/were your parents like?
Junoir: My dad's awesome. That's it! ^^
Aoi: My mommy Deiara Uchiha is very beautiful... My Daddy Twoey is kind and he spoils us flytraps everyday
Vinnie: Dad is the coolest villain I know! ;D
Twoey: I don't know
Jess: *starts to cry* I don't have parents! D:
Do you want to say something to your readers?
Junoir: Hi... if you want to talk to us, please comment below
Aoi: Hi!!!!!!!!!!!!!! ;D
Vinnie: Hello there, reader. Welcome to the randomness
Twoey: Please... Feed Me, humans, Feed me NOW! *opens his trap*
Jess: *blushes* Hi.....
Do you think you’re attractive?
Junoir: No
Aoi: Yes
Vinnie: So-so
Twoey: No
Jess: No
Do others find you attractive?
Junoir: Yes
Aoi: Yes
Vinnie: Probably not
Twoey: i dunno
Jess: Some
Do you have fans?
Junoir: Probably...
Aoi: No
Vinnie: No
Twoey and Jess: Yup, a lot
Are you straight, gay, or bi?
Everyone: straight
Tell us something no-one knows about you.
Junoir: Strange things are happening to me at night and I can hypnotize people
Aoi: I like to play with the fox twins
Vinnie: I read yaori
Twoey: I can play jazz
Jess: I can act and sing
Name some of your talents:
Junoir: *stays silent*
Aoi: I can ride a motorcycle
Vinnie: I can stand on my head :D
Twoey: Doing what humans do, making total solat eclipses, etc.
Jess: Mostly cool transformations
Enemies?
*Everyone was so bored and annoyed from the interview that everyone fed the interviewer to Twoey and the camara breaks in half after that*
I tag whoever wants to do this :3
