Just mad for many reasons unknown. To calm me down, I'm taking this memo:
Oc Meme
If you do Chose 10 of your OC's. Or ten of your favorite people. (Like friends, family, celebreties. Anyone you think is cool.) But you can't choose yourself.
1: Catastrophe (Impailed calico cat)
2: Naara (Perverted Akatsuki member)
3: Spits (half bat half spider)
4: Maggie (Mismagius gijinka)
5: Akane (Nobody)
6: Worm (Cat)
7: Dark (The Raven)
8: Louie (Yellow Bat)
9: Jess (An unusual girl)
10: Moogie (anorexic sack of bugs)
1) 4(Maggie) invites 3(Spits) and 8(Louie) to dinner at her house. What happens?
Spits and Louie would be mad...
Spits: Why did you capture us!?
Louie: Yeah, we have dates you know!
Maggie: You will not leave until you eat *holds some spicy berries*
2) 9(Jess) tries to get 5(Akane) to go to a strip club.
Akane would be suprised at Jess' reactions
Akane: Wow, you turned out not bad, New Jess.^^
Jess: *blushes*
3) You need to stay at a friend’s house for the night. Do you choose 1(Catastrophe) or 6(Worm)?
Worm because:
Me: *gets licked by Reo* Heehee, Reo down boy, down!^^
Reo: Me like you for making Special Chew^^
Worm: *trying to seduce Malady but Shiloh bites his tail* ouch!
4) 2(Naara) and 7(Dark) are making out. 10(Moogie) walks in...His reaction?
Moogie would just... Uhhh...
Dark: *tricking Naara to kiss him by trying to hold Deiara hostage*
Moogie: *just stares* O_o *screams then falls down*
Naara: *realizes what he's doing and falls down as well*
5) 3(Spits) falls in love with 6(Worm). 8(Louie) is jealous. What happens?
... Are You gay?!?
Spits: *fighting with Naara*
Louie: *waiting for Ria to call him*
Worm: *is napping*
6) 4(Maggie) jumps you in a dark alleyway. Who comes to your rescue? 10(Moogie), 2(Naara) or 7(Dark)?
Naara is more like that kind of person
Naara: *gaara's voice* Fight her again and I'll kill you....
Maggie: O.O
Me: You just wanted to see Deiara didn't you?-_-'
Naara: Yep^^
7) 1(Catastrophe) decides to start a cooking show. 15 minutes later what is happening?
Chaos happens...
KitKat: *her tail is burning* Yahhhh!
8) 5(Akane) is in a car crash and is critically injured. What does 9(Jess) do?
Considering Jess, she'd blackmail Akane til Akane threatens Jess, Jess would cry and heal Akane, then Taro would get P*ssed...
Akane: O_o *just listening to Taro cussing*
Jess: *being hugged by the Giant Taro*
9) 3(Spits) has to marry either 8(Louie), 4(Maggie) or 9(Jess). Who do they chose?
None of them... Spits and Naara would come to put the ribbon on Deiara, Louie would just be making out with Ria, Maggie would just go to her home and dance, and Jess would drag Taro away to spoil him again and go have "fun"...
Deiara: O_o
*both boys put the ribbon with the bell on Deiara at the same time*
Naara: Damn it you spider freak! She's mine!
Spits: She's mine you perverted idiot!
10) 7(Dark) kidnaps 2(Naara) and demands something from 5(Akane) for 2's(Naara's) release. What is it?
Dark would ask for an Edgar Allan Poe book
Dark: Give it to me already!
Akane: -_-' *throws the big book of EAP at Dark*
Dark: OW!
11) You get to meet either 1(Catastrophe) or 6(Worm). Who do you chose?
Either is fine. Worm has Reo and Catastrophe has Scratch
KitKat: *sees Scratch eating the sharks* Umm sweetie, don't do that please?
12) 10(Moogie) challenges 4(Maggie) to a chariot race. Why?
I duuno
Moogie: I'm bored -_-'
Maggie: *grabs a knife and points it towards Moogie*
Moogie: O_o
13) Everyone gangs up on 3(Spits). Does 3(Spits) have a chance in hell?
He's a;ready in helll
Spits: *takes off glasses and holds up many weapons* You're lucky?
14) Everyone is invited to 2(Naara) and 10's(Moogie's) wedding except for 8(Louie). How do they react?
Everyone would be p***ed...
Everyone: You are all sick...
15) Why is 6(Worm) afraid of 7(Dark)?
Because 7 made Loe bleed and is trying to hurt Malady
Worm and Dark: *tackles each other*
16) 10(Moogie) gathers everyone around to tell them a fairy tale. How does it go?
... Well it's a horror story actually.
Moogie: This story is called the legend of Bunnywoman's Bridge ^^
Everyone: Oh... that doesn't sound so bad...
*a few hours later*
Moogie: And that's why you should never hug a mother bunny in Bunnyman's bridge ^^
Everyone: O_O Holy s***!
17) 1(KitKat) arrives late for 2(Naara) and 10's(Moogie's) wedding. What happens? And why are they late?
It's kinda obvious...
KitKat: Scratch, what did I tell you about destroying Jack's house?
Scratch: But mama, Zero keeps chasing me...
KitKat: *glaring*
Scratch: All right *stops*
18) 5(Akane) and 9(Jess) get roaring drunk and end up at your house. What happens?
Jess would be like Rock Lee being drunk and she'll go cannibal, destroy property and inviting Taro. Akane would do her thing with Xait.
Me: *has a headache and is mad that Taro and Jess destroyed the city since the couple is huge* Out!
Jess: *pinned down by Taro and had just eaten Hitachi again* But I wanna *hic* keep going...
Akane: *is naked* WOOULD YOU ALL *hic* SHUT THE F*** UP!?! Frost boy and I are making out... *hic*
19) 3(Spits), 8(Louie), 6(Worm) and 4(Maggie) all go to the zoo for 8's(Louie's) birthday party. How does it go? What presents do they get 8(Haru)?
Everyone just leaves and Louie has Ria for his birthday present^^
Louie: *blushes and faints*
20) Everyone gets together and start protesting something outside of your house. What are they protesting? What do you do?
They would be ranting that they canceled Naruto... They would try to kidnap Hollywood. I would just be doing homework...-_-
21) 9(Jess) murders 2's(Naara's) best friend. What does 2(Naara) do to get back at them?
Naara would just stare at his sister...
Naara: WHAT DID YOU DO TO MY MATE DEI-DEI?!
Jess: Nothing! I just ate douchebag for her! C'mon!!!
22) 6(Worm) and 1(KitKat) are in mortal danger. Only one of them can survive. Does 6(Tetsu) save themself or 1(Kaleen)?
Worm would save KitKat for unknown reasons...
KitKat: I'm single...
Worm: And I'm not for sale...
KitKat: Touche
23) Which one of them is most likely to fail at life?
... Worm... because he lives inside of a big red dog and is perverted...no comment
24) 5(Akane) is trapped in a cave. 10(Moogie) comes to rescue them. What happens?
Not really anything...
Akane: Hey your my sensei's bro. Can you help me?
Moogie: With that "thing" you did to Tai? hell no!
Akane: T.T
25) 3(Spits) starts a day camp. What happens?
He'd give up half way through...
Spits: Children squish me...
26) 4(Maggie), 6(Worm), and 7(Dark) are doing the Hokey-Pokey. 8(Louie) walks in. What happens?
It gets akward...
Louie: I went to hell...-_-'
Worm and Maggie: He started this! *points to Dark*
27) 1(KitKat) starts to write a fan-fiction where 9(Jess) and 10(Moogie) are going out. What is 2's(Naara's) reaction?
Naara wouldn't get it...
Naara: You are sick...
KitKat: Well sorry! I don't know how to spell Taro!!! *is a Cat and can't spell*
Naara: *sighs*
28) 7(Dark) makes an apple pie. Is it any good?
I don't think so...
Dark: *hands me an apple pie that's has legs and is running away growling*
Me: ... No thanks...
Apple Pie: So long, suckers!
29) 8(Louie) and 3(Spits) go camping. For some reason they forget to bring any food. What do they do?
Louie would have food. A lot of it...
Spits: your are a pig...
Louie: *eating a lot and doesn't hear Spits*
30) While they are camping, they run into The Blair Witch. What do they do? (If you haven't seen that movie pretend they ran into the Bogyman or something like that instead.)
Both: It's Bigfoot! *runs away*
31) The quiz is over. What does everyone go to do now?
Make out or do whatever
~Jess
~Shukaku
