OK, here's one more Janglish goofup I found in the book. Guess what they wrote on a machine that sold toothbrushes?

Can't? Well, it was...Tooth Brush Bending Machine.

And there's another funny thing I need to mention. Today, I was explaining to my friends the extremely interesting phenomenon known as enjo kosai. Just when I'd gotten to the, uhm, 'private'(read: sexually perverted) part, one of my friends suddenly asks me: "Hey, they actually that?"

I was like, . Then he said to me, "Uhm..isn't sperm poisonous?" (We were talking about the proliferation of Japanese porn by then)

WTF? A 19-year old college student?