just some jokes i thought i'd share with you as my friend Alan shares them with me XD
1: i threw all of my pokemon cards in the fire now all i have is Ash
2: what has two wings and a halo? a japanese phone "wing wing halo?"
3: hey monday! no body likes you!
4: when the girl you like says "you're like a brother to me" a little part of you dies
5: my friend just got kicked out of the library he put a bible in the fiction part
6: for them a yellow light means slow down for me it means "hurry the shit up before that b-witch turns red!"
7: this just in Selena Gomez is les she's dating a girl named Justin
8: a good friend comferts you when you get rejected but a Best friend will walk up to guy and say "it's because your gay isn't it?"
*sniff sniff* poor Mashall ;~;
