~short on time so forgive me if this is short!~

The inside of the bar was dark, and the stench of smoke hung in the air. I downed my drink and raised my hand. "Give me another Cap'n an coke." The bartender nodded, and started to fill my glass. A hand grabbed me by the shoulder and i found myself in the arms of a smelly drunk. "Hey pretty lady! How bout you come with me an ill show you a good time." My eyes narrowed. I tried to push him away, but he tightened his grip. I looked up at him. "For your information i happen to be a guy!" His eyes widened a bit. He looked down and saw that of course i was flat chested. Then he smiled. "You may be a guy, but your pertty enough to be a woman. I dont mind one little bit." I could see i wasnt getting anywhere with this b*stard. I gave him a sexy smile and slid my arms around his neck. Then i stood on my tip toes so i could whisper into his ear. "The last time a man tried to force himself upon me i bit it off!" I felt him stiffen. I leaned back and smiled even bigger showing off my fangs. "So if you wish to keep yours youll let me go." He backed off, but to my amazement the moron had enough brains to point and yell. "VAMPIRE!!!" Everything abruptly stopped. I looked around. "Im not a vampire." The crowd was starting to gather around me. I could pass for a woman and be mistaken for a vampire, but i was neither one. I realized i had to do something fast. I grabbed my sword and got ready to fight. This would be easy, there werent that many of them.

~sorry got to run. ill add more tomarrow k! I just needed to get Aki in there! ^^