You know how how those run-of-the-mill fangirl posts go. They just go on and on about how hot the guy is and how they're gonna marry him and stuff like that.

This is not going to be one of those.

I've been planning this post since last June, so there's been a lot of thought on how I was going to execute this. Prepare for a long, in-depth, and perhaps thought-provoking read. I might be overselling it, but at least I'm not going to go on and on about how GREED IS MIIIIINE. Because he's not. And he never will be.

As for how I will present the Ultimate Greedy Fangirl Post, it will be in parts. They shall be listed as follows:

First Impressions: It's kind of a funny story...
Preferences and Reactions: My Greed of choice (as if it weren't obvious)
How I Relate: I'm not saying I love money
Philosophy: Breaking down those famous words
Head Cannon: Beneath the Shield
Miscellaneous: Anything else that doesn't quite fit-- and a manga blooper

Now that the introductions are through, on to the good stuff!