"And why do you have a giant rat like monster behind me?" To answer that confused look that you probably have on your face right now, yes. There really was a giant rat like monster behind me. "Excuse me for a minute...HYAAAH!" Double barrel kick! Instant K-O!
"Whoa..." SHirogane's jaw dropped as I flipped backwards and landed with a soft 'tmp'.
"Impressive!" Akasaka smiled and applauded.
"Thank you!" I noticed a hypo-allergenic needle. You know, like the kind in doctor's offices when you have to get a shot. That kind of needle. It was filled halfway with a thick, green liquid. Almost as if someone had used it a little while before. "Oooh! What's that?" I rushed over to the table and grabbed it.
"Don't touch that!" Shirogane snatched it right out of my hand.
"Why not?"
"It's highly dangerous."
"Pshaw! That's no reason!" I scoffed and stole it back.
"Please don't touch it." Akasaka's bishonen bubbles! I can't resist the bishounen-ness!
"Fine." I pouted and gave in, handing the needle back. I soon saw another weapon of mass destruction! A red button! "OH!" I was drawn to it like a magnet! Then, me being me, I pressed it! Yay me!
"NO!" Oh, you're a little too late, Shirogane!
RRRRRRUUUUUUUMMMMMMBBBBBBBLLLLLLEEEEEEE!!!!!!
"AH! W-What's g-g-going on-n-n!?" I managed to stammer, while barely maintaing my balance. I vibrated over to the wall and fell against the nearby wall...well, more like into. I fell into the wall, as if another button was pressed.
"I-I th-th-think it's an e-e-e-earthqu-a-a-a-ke!" Shirogane, I love you to death, but I think that if the ground is shaking violently, I CAN TELL IT'S AN EARTHQUAKE!
"UWAAAH!" Out of nowhere, a bright light appeared. Then, the strangest thing happened. I was floating in mid-air or mid-light, or WHATEVER! My point is, I was floating in something. I saw someone. I think. Yeah. A girl! She was my height and looked a lot like me, minus the fact that she had spiky black hair and red eyes; I have blue eyes and platinum blonde hair. Then, I ABSORBED her! Somehow...WAM! My whole world went really black, really fast.
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"Kagami?"
"Miss Kagami?"
It took me a while to realize that the first voice was Shirogane and the second was Akasaka.
"What? Where am I?" I shook my head and sat up.
"You're in the cafe." Akasaka lightly took my hand and helped me up.
"Where?" I didn't know what the cafe was. Yet.
"The place where you so rudely trespassed." Shirogane bluntly explained.
"Shut up. Now." I ordered.
"I could just call your parents." Shirogane opened his cell phone. "Or the police could just haul you off to a juvenile detention center..."
"NO!" I shouted, and thus scaring the heck out of Shirogane. "You can't!"
"Why not? What are your parent's home phone number?" He was poised to dial the number. Just to be clear, Shirogane, do you really think that any kid about to be in trouble would out of the blue hand out their parents number so that way they can be in trouble? I don't think so.
"I don't have parents. They died a few years ago in a plane accident. The only surviving member of my family is my older brother, who disappeared last year. My legal guardian, Yuki, died yesterday. She left me her apartment, but the will is gone too." I explained. I didn't really enjoy retelling that section of my life. EVER. I am not very fond of bad memories, just like any other normal human "Actually, I stumbled upon this cafe just as I was about to pick up my stuff. I have virtually nothing to my name. In fact, to everybody else -yes, the government included- I don't exist. Yuki made sure that no one knew that I existed."
"That's a lot of grief for one girl to go through." Akasaka consoled. "Is there anyway that we can help?"
"The only thing that could help me is a lift to Yuki's apartment, and a live-in job. Yuki's apartment is getting sold soon." I informed them. As if on cue, Shirogane and Akasaka looked at each other, nodded in silent agreement, and then turned back to me.
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"How about you work here?" Akasaka proposed. "We have a spare room, and as for the ride, I'm sure that Ryou would be more than happy to drive you to Miss Yuki's apartment."
"Keiichiro, that wasn't-" Shirogane started. And as usual, never finished.
"OH, THANK YOU!" I Super Glomped Shirogane in happiness. I couldn't believe it! All of my problems have been solved! I've got a ride to Yuki's apartment,
and a live-in job! Now I won't be just another nameless orphan! YES! ^^
"Hey! Let! Go!" Shirogane tried to pry me off of his neck. I guess that he didn't know that a Super Glomp is really hard to end. He should just be glad that I didn't Death Glomp him! I'd only use that if I want something.
Akasaka found the sole weakness in a Super Glomp: The Glomper. He figured out in record time that the way to un-glomp me is to bribe me. With food of course.
Shirogane started out the front door as I was nomming the chocolate chip cookie Akasaka gave me. To be more specific, Shirogane dragged me out the front door as I was nomming the chocolate chip cookie Akasaka gave me.
