Yes, this isn't in what I like to call 'book form'. This is in screenplay form because that is how I originally wrote it. You know, if you want to preform this with your friends, feel free! I'd be honored! Just make sure that if you post it on Youtube or preform it for an audience like at an anime convention that you give credit to me. Thanks!
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And...Action!...
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<Setting: Xemnas' office>
Kagami: Why...<yelling at Xemnas> WHY AM I ON PAROLE OF ALL THINGS?!
Xemnas: <calmly> Because you somehow managed to screw up your last mission.
Kagami: So?! I am human you know!
Xemnas: You also messed up the last six missions you were on, too.
Kagami: Hey! I wasn't the only one on those missions! Why am I the one in trouble?!
Xemnas: Demyx is on his way here and so is Xigbar. You won't go down alone.
Kagami: Thank you!
Xemnas: Only because that would show poor leadership qualities if I let those two off the hook again.
Kagami: So...who's the officer? Xaldin? Vexen? Marluxia? Larxene? Lexaeus?
<Out of nowhere>
Zexion: I have the displeasure of being your parole officer.
Kagami: Xemnas, you suck. AND THIS ISN'T EVEN ACTUAL PAROLE! THERE WAS NO JAIL TIME!
Xemnas: We're Nobodies. We make our own rules.
Kagami: Grrrrrrrrr...
<Demyx and Xigbar enter>
Demyx: Suuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuup? X3
Xigbar: Demyx, chill. Judging by the look on Xemnas' face, we're in BIG trouble.
Xemnas: Kagami, explain. Now.
Kagami: Do I have to? <reluctantly> Fine. <to Demyx and Xigbar> We are on parole for screwing up the last few missions.
Xigbar: <suprised> Parole? Huh, thought it'd be worse.
Demyx: Parole?
Kagami: <to Xigbar> And guess who's our officer?
Demyx: <noticing Zexion> Heeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeey! Zexy! <glomps Zexion>
Zexion: >XO Who the heck gave this kid sugar?!
Xigbar: -.- That'd be me. He was kinda down, so I figured he could use a little pick-me up, so I gave 'm a Starbucks.
Zexion: You imcomptent old man!
Xigbar: Who'r you callin' old man, midget?!
Zexion: MIDGET! Why you-
Kagami: Fight! Fight! Fight! XD
Demyx: Go Xiggy! XD
Xemnas: <VERY loudly> SHUT UP! ALL OF YOU!
<dead silence>
Xemnas: <clears throat> You will have to check in with Zexion every day.
Kagami: <rebellious> And if we dont'?
Xemnas: You will be thrown into solitary confinement for one month, with no one talking to you and your magic confiscated so you can't leave.
Kagami: WHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAT?!
Xigbar: So then all we have to do...
Demyx: Is check in!
<Kagami has lost it>
Xemnas: <face-palms> Someone get her out of here...
Kagami: <so berserk, Saix would be scared> I WILL BE BACK! COUNT ON IT!
<Xigbar is trying to drag Kagami out of Xemnas' ofice while she is yelling and fuming and flailing about how she'll be back and get revenge and what not>
Demyx: <smiles and waves> 'Bye, Xemmy! 'Bye Zexy!
<Xigbar, Demyx, and Kagami leave>
Xemnas and Zexion: <anime sweat drop>...
<after a while>
Xemnas: <presses a button on his intercom-thing> Lexaeus, I need Animal Contol. Now.
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And...cut! Good shoot everyone! Oh, and don't forget that next time, we're doing the race bit, okay? See you!
~Alazne Chan
