Yup! I’m back again! And this time with…A CAR RACE between all of the Organization members! Now, this isn’t like NASCAR where you drive around in circles until you get dizzy and drop out, no this is like drift-racing video games. Yes, I also like drift-racing video games. SO WHAT?! Anyways…this is starting in the rec room where Kagami is spacing out…and…ACTION!
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Kagami: Hmmm… <deep in thought>
Axel: Hn? What’re you thinking about?
Kagami: I’m just wondering…<to Axel> Who – out of all the members – would win in a car race?
Axel: A car race? Dunno. I don’t know if anyone else knows how to drive.
Xigbar: Drive? As in cars?
Kagami: Yeah, do you know if anyone here knows how to drive?
Xigbar: Pretty much everybody. Well…’cept for Roxas and Xion. Zexion used to drive until we realized that he kept crashing and it kept costin’ us, so, yeah. Why, muchacha?
Kagami: I was wondering who would win in a car race. Does the Organization even have cars?
Xigbar: Yeah. Everyone has one. They’re all in the basement. I’ll take you to go see them. C’mon, muchacha.
[Later, in the basement’s garage]
Xigbar: ‘Ere we are. The garage. All of the cars are in order by number. You can have Zexion’s old one, he can’t drive to save his life.
Kagami: How do you know who’s is who’s? They all look random to me.
Xigbar: Well…everyone has their own color. Xemnas, silver; mine, purple and gray; Xaldin’s is the cameo one; Vexen’s is white; Lexaeus has the brown one; see that dark blue and black one? That’s Zexion’s. Feel free to customize it. The pure black one is Saix’s. Don’t touch it. He’ll kill you. Nearly happened to me once. Anyways…That red one over there is Axel’s; the light blue and white one is Demyx’s; Luxord’s is the other black one, but his has a red heart and diamond and a silver spade and clover. Larxene has that yellow one. Last but not least, Marluxia’s. It’s the sparkling powder blue Prius with Christmas decorations all over the rear windshield, the Chihuahua in the front seat and all the dolls in the back.
Kagami: Oh, that’s not gay AT ALL.
Marluxa: <out of nowhere> Talking about my fabulous car? Lovely, isn’t it?
Kagami: <more to herself> Only in your world.
Marluxia: <in an attempt to impress her> <lifts up her chin> Hm? What did you say, Kagami?
Kagami: <Marluxia, you fail> HELP! I’M BEING ATTACKED BY A GAY PERVERT!
<Xigbar and Axel are dying of laughter>
Marluxia: What?
Kagami: Get offa me! <punches Marluxia in the face> PERVERT!
<Xigbar and Axel are still dying>
Xigbar: <in between laughing fits> Ah, Marluxia! You sure know how to get the girls!
Axel: <also in between laughing fits> It’s a wonder why you don’t have a girlfriend!
Marluxia: SHUT UP!
Saix: <bursts in> What is all the racket?!
[The scene: Axel and Xigbar are on the ground laughing, Kagami is running away from Marluxia and Marluxia is obviously chasing her]
Saix: Oh, it’s you. Never mind. <leaves>
[Part One: End]
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And…done! I don’t feel like putting up part two with this. Once I’m done with my laziness and typing fails, I’ll make it one post. See you!
~ Alazne Chan
