[At Kagami's personal radio station, 1092.8 WNKL]
Kagami: WHOO-HOO! It's that time of year again to break out the pyrotechnics, light the barbeque and to celebrate THE FOURTH OF JULY!!! I'm broadcasting LIVE out of Washington, DC where everyone seems happy to be here! And for all you listeners out there, you remember who's guest hosting today's brodacast, right? Of course you do! Please welcome, AMERICA-SAN FROM HETALIA: AXIS POWERS!!!!
America: Kyuuuuu~ It's great to be here, Kagami-chan!
Kagami: Listeners, as you should remember, I asked you to send in your fan questions for America-san. But before we get started, America-san. I have a question I've been wondering for a while. What is your favorite part about 4th of July?
America: I love all the freshly grilled hamburgers and cheeseburgers and of course all of the LOUD fireworks, they make me so excited to be American! Oh, of course all of the happy people are awesome too! The parades are amazing when done right and even the small ones are fantastic too!
Kagami: So you love ALL of the holiday?
America: Pretty much!
Kagami: Okay, so onto the fan questions! Our first question comes from XxUSxUKxX...Uh, they ask "What is your relationship with England, especially today?"
America: England and I are still really close friends and we love to talk and try to outdo each other, that's why England has a very bad mood today because it's just a reminder that I kicked his butt way back then. I guess I am kind of sad today also because that's when our brotherly relationship ended, but I look past that and remind myself that I still beat England!!!
Kagami: Great attitude, America-san! Next we have PsycoMindLogica who asks "Is your happy and optimistic attitude just a cover for an inner sadness?" Deep question, PsycoMindLogica.
America: Nope! Because I don't have any sadness! Ahahahahahaha!
Kagami: Uh...oh! Time2waste asks you "What do you and the Allies do in your spare time?" Please, someone else tell me that they think that these usernames and questions aren't just coincenences!!!
America: Let's see...I play video games and eat hamburgers. England does his needlework and attempts at cooking. China practices drawing and calligraphy. Russia...scares people, I guess. I actually don't know what he does. France just drinks his wine, bothers England and hits on girls. He also annoys us alot when he does that too much.
Kagami: I imagine. France DOES seem like the kind of guy who'd just annoy you if he was bored.
America: He is. A lot.
Kagami: Okay! Next up is...Bcum1wmthrrussia...Ooooooookkkkaaaaaayyyyy.... o_o||| Uh, they ask..."Will you become one with Mother Russia?"
America: ...What?
Kagami: That's the question. I'm not kidding.
America: I'd have to say NO to that one because I like me now and Russia-san's REALLY scary. He didn't like a comment I made one day and tried to throw me off a cliff! He's even scarier because he can drink as much vodka as you can throw at him and STILL WON'T GET DRUNK!!!
Kagami: [anime sweat drop] But doesn't the same apply to you also, America-san? You never seem to get drunk.
America: I'll get drunk after about a keg, but one day us Allies went drinking and Russia drank 4 kegs, 4 KEGS OF VODKA!!!! THAT'S NOT SUPPOSED TO BE POSSIBLE!
Kagami: o_o' Even I can't do that. Ahem, this is from 2desxFUTURExtiny. "What do you think awaits you in your future both as a country and as a person?"
America: I'm still going to be the hero and am going to be the greatest country there is! No doubt about it!
Kagami: Abitious, aren't you? well, cupidxluvly2354 asks "Do you have a crush/girlfriend/wife/lover/ect.?"
America: I'm suprised they'd ask something like that. But I might as well tell you, I'm actually married to-
[Loud bang as the door slams open]
England: [dripping with rage] America...
America: E-England!
[Russia comes up threateningly behind England with a shining pickax]
Kagami: [runs and hides behind America] R-R-R-R-R-R-R-Russia-san!
Russia: [smiling with a large overtone of malice] What was that about not becoming one with Mother Russia?
Kagami: [timidly] But technicly isn't it 'Father' Russia considering you're a guy?
Russia: [scary face] MOTHER RUSSIA...
Kagami: [hiding again] Okayokayokay! M-M-M-Mother Russia! Please don't hurt me! [whipering to America] America-san! Do something!
America: [whispering back] What do you want me to do?
Kagami: [whispering] They're your allies! Talk to them! Aren't you supposed to be the hero? [shoves him] Now, do something, hero!
England: [ticked] What do you want, America?
America: [why is he so naive?!] Happy Independence Day, England!
[The next part is censored due to graphic violence and overuse of foul language. Please enjoy the rest of your Independence Day holiday, everyone!]
~Alazne Chan
