stereotypes

i found this on saxgirl's site and decided to repost it. the ones in bold are mine.
I'm SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic.
I’M EMO, SO I MUST CUT MY WRIST.
I'm a NEGRO so I MUST carry a gun.
I'm BLONDE, so I MUST be a ditz.
I'm JAMAICAN so I MUST smoke weed.
I'm HAITIAN so I MUST eat cat.
I'm ASIAN, so I MUST be sexy.
I'm JEWISH, so I MUST be greedy.
I'm GAY, so I MUST have AIDS.
I'm a LESBIAN, so I MUST have a sex-tape.
I'm ARAB, so I MUST be a terrorist.
I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a bitch.
I’M RELIGIOUS, SO I MUST SHOVE MY BELIEFS DOWN YOUR THROAT.
I'm ATHEIST so I MUST hate the world.
I don't have a RELIGION, so I MUST be evil and have no morals.
I'm REPUBLICAN, so I MUST not care about poor people.
I'm DEMOCRAT, so I MUST not believe in being responsible.
I am LIBERAL, so I MUST be gay.
I'm SOUTHERN, so I MUST be white trash.
I TAKE ANTI-DEPRESSANTS, so I MUST be crazy.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST only want to get into your pants.
I'm IRISH, so I MUST have a bad drinking problem.
I'm INDIAN, so I MUST own a convenient store.
I'm NATIVE AMERICAN, so I MUST dance around a fire screaming like a savage.
I'm a CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be a whore.
I'm a DANCER, So I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.
I wear SKIRTS a lot, so I MUST be a slut.
I'm a PUNK, so I MUST do drugs.
I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob.
I WEAR BLACK, SO I MUST BE A GOTH OR EMO.
I'm a WHITE GIRL, so I MUST be a nagging, steal-your-money kind of girlfriend.
I'm CUBAN, so I MUST spend my spare time rolling cigars.
I'm NOT A VIRGIN, so I MUST be easy.
I FELL IN LOVE WITH A MARRIED MAN, so I MUST be a home-wrecking whore.
I'm a TEENAGE MOM, so I MUST be an irresponsible slut.
I'm POLISH, so I MUST wear my socks with my sandals.
I'm ITALIAN, so I must have a "big one".
I'm PRETTY, so I MUST not be a virgin.
I HAVE STRAIGHT A’S, SO I MUST HAVE NO SOCIAL LIFE.
I DYE MY HAIR CRAZY COLORS, SO I MUST BE LOOKING FOR ATTENTION.
I DRESS IN UNUSUAL WAYS SO I MUST BE LOOKING FOR ATTENTION.
I'M INTO THEATER & ART, SO I MUST BE A HOMOSEXUAL.
I'm a VEGETARIAN, so I MUST be a crazy political activist.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GUY FRIENDS, SO I MUST BE F---ING THEM ALL.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GIRLS WHO ARE FRIENDS, so I MUST be a player.
I have BIG BOOBS, so I MUST be a hoe.
I'm COLOMBIAN, so I MUST be a drug dealer.
I WEAR WHAT I WANT, SO I MUST BE A POSER.
I'm RUSSIAN, so I MUST be cool.
I'm GERMAN, so I must be a Nazi.
I HANG OUT WITH GAYS, SO I MUST BE GAY TOO.
I'm BRAZILIAN, so I MUST have a BIG BUTT.
I'm PUERTO RICAN, so I MUST look good and be conceited
I'm SALVADORIAN, so I MUST be in MS 13
I'm POLISH, so I MUST be greedy
I'm HAWAIIAN so I MUST be lazy
I'm PERUVIAN, so I MUST like llamas
I'm a STONER so I MUST be going in the wrong direction
IM A VIRGIN SO I MUST BE PRUDE.
I'm STRAIGHT EDGE so I must be violent.
I’M A FEMALE GAMER, SO I MUST BE UGLY.
I'm BLACK so I MUST love fried chicken and kool-aid.
I'm a GIRL who actually EATS LUNCH, so I MUST be fat.
I'm a SKATER so I must do weed and steal stuff
I'm a PUNK so I must only wear black and date only other punks.
I'm ASIAN so I must be a NERD that does HOMEWORK 24/7
I'm MIXED so I must be screwed up.
I'm MUSLIM so I MUST be a terrorist.
I'm in BAND, so I MUST be a dork.
I'm BLACK so I MUST believe JESUS WUZ A BROTHA.
I'm MORMON so I MUST be perfect
I'm WHITE and have black friends so I MUST think I'm black.
I’M HISPANIC, SO I MUST BE DIRTY.
I’M NOT LIKE EVERYONE ELSE, SO I MUST BE A LOSER.
I'm OVERWEIGHT, so I MUST have a problem with self control.
I'm PREPPY, so I MUST shun those who don't wear Abercrombie & Hollister.
I'm on a DANCE team, so I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.
I’M YOUNG, SO I MUST BE NAVIE.
I’M MEXICAN, SO I MUST HAVE HOPPED THE BORDER.
I GOT A CAR FOR MY BIRTHDAY, so I MUST be a spoiled brat.
I'm BLACK, so I MUST love watermelon.
I'm DUTCH, so I MUST be cheap.
I'm BI, so I MUST think every person I see is hot.
I'm an ASIAN GUY, so I MUST have a small penis.
I'm a GUY CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be gay.
I'm a PREP, so I MUST be rich.
I don't like the SUN so I MUST be an albino.
I HAVE A LOT OF FRIENDS, SO I MUST LOVE TO DRINK AND PARTY.
I wear tight PANTS and I'm a guy, so I MUST be emo. [Skinny Jeans count?]
I couldn't hurt a FLY, So I MUST be a pussy.
I HAVE ARTISTIC TALENT, SO I MUST THINK LITTLE OF THOSE WHO DON’T.
I DON’T LIKE TO BE IN A BIG GROUP, SO I MUST BE ANTI-SOCIAL.
I HAVE A DIFFERENT SENSE OF HUMOR, SO I MUST BE CRAZY.
I tell people OFF, so I MUST be an over controlling bitch.
My hair gets GREASY a lot, so I MUST have no hygiene skills.
I'm DEFENSIVE, so I MUST be over controlling and a bitch.
I'm a NUDIST, so I MUST want everyone to see my boobs/nuts.
I READ COMICS, SO I MUST BE A LOSER.
I hang out with a FORMER PROSTITUTE. So I MUST be a whore myself.
I'm TEXAN so I MUST ride a horse
I'm a GOTH, so I MUST be a Satanist
I'm a CROSSDRESSER, so I must be homosexual.
I DRAW ANIME SO I MUST BE A FREAK.
I AM A FANGIRL SO I MUST BE CRAZY, OBESSED STALKER.
I WATCH PORN so I MUST be perverted.
I'm an ONLY CHILD so I MUST be spoiled.
I’M INTELLIGENT SO I MUST BE WEAK.
I AM AMERICAN SO I MUST BE OBESE, LOUD-MOUTHED AND ARROGANT.
I'm WELSH so I MUST love sheep
I’M A YOUNG WRITER, SO I MUST BE EMO.
I'm CANADIAN, so I MUST talk with a funny accent.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST ditch my pregnant girlfriend.
I'm CANADIAN, so I MUST love hockey and beavers.
I'm DISABLED, so I MUST be on Welfare.
I'm a FEMINIST, so I MUST have a problem with sexuality and I want to castrate every man on the earth.
I’M A TEENAGER, SO I MUST HAVE A STEROTYPE.
I WEAR A BIG SUNHAT when I go outside, so I MUST be stupid.
I LIKE BLOOD, SO I MUST BE A VAMPIRE.
I'm an ALBINO, so I MUST be an evil person with mental abilities and is A MURDERER!
I'm ENGLISH, so I MUST speak with either a cockney or a posh accent, love tea and cricket, and have bad teeth.
I'm WHITE, so I MUST be responsible for everything going wrong on the planet: past, present, and future.
I don't like YAOI or YURI, so I must be a HOMOPHOBE.
I’M NOT THE MOST POPULAR PERSON IN SCHOOL, SO I MUST BE A LOSER.
I CARE ABOUT THE ENVIRONMENT…I MUST BE A TREE HUGGING HIPPY.
I CHAT ONLINE, I MUST BE HAVING CYBER SEX.
I'm PAGAN so I MUST sacrifice babies and drink the blood of virgins.
I'm CONSERVATIVE, so I MUST be against Abortion.
I'm SWEDISH so I MUST be a tall blond blue-eyed lesbian.
I'm a LESBIAN so I MUST want to get with every single girl that I see.
I LIKE CARTOONS, SO I MUST BE IMMATURE.
I LIKE READING, SO I MUST BE A LONER.
I have my OWN spiritual ideology; therefore I MUST be WRONG or MISGUIDED.
I am WICCAN, so I MUST be a SATANIST.
I DISAGREE with my government, so I MUST be a TERRORIST.
I'm A WITCH, so I MUST be an OLD HAG and fly on a broomstick. and I MUST worship the devil.
I LOVE YAOI, SO I MUST BE GAY.
I’M A PERSON, SO I MUST BE LABELED.
I DON’T CURSE, SO I MUST BE AN OUTCAST.
I'm SWEDISH, therefore I MUST be WHITE.
I SPOT GRAMMATICAL ERRORS, SO I MUST BE A PEDANTIC BASTARD.
I'm STRONG so I MUST be stupid.
I'm AUSTRALIAN so I MUST hunt crocodiles and talk to kangaroos.
I go to RENFAIRES, so I MUST talk weird, be a loser, and not be up with the
times.

I'm NOT CHRISTIAN so I MUST just need converting.
I LOVE MARCHING BAND, so I MUST be a friendless freak.
I DRINK and SMOKE, so I MUST have no life.
I AM FRIENDS WITH A CUTTER, SO I MUST BE A CUTTER TOO.
I CRY EASILY, so I MUST be a wimp.
I’M A PERFECTIONIST SO I MUST CHECK EVERYTHING 10 TIMES, THEN BURST INTO TEARS AT ONE MISTAKE.
I DON’T LIKE TO TALK ABOUT MY PERSONAL LIFE SO I MUST BE HAVING PROBLEMS.
I LIKE YAOI SO I MUST PAIT UP EVERY MALE ANIME/MANGA CHARACTER I SEE.
IM NOT ALWAYS HAPPY SO I MUST BE EMO.
I'm ENGLISH so I MUST be stuck up and posh
I TOOK THE TIME TO DO THIS, SO I MUST HAVE NO LIFE OF MY OWN.

I challenge everybody to repost this. WHo knew there were so many hurtful stereotypes?

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