Akatsuki : Version Magician......
The red dawn are popular wizard among all the other groups...., they aren’t bad guys....aren’t good guys.... Neither does neutral....LOL....
They are wizards from different kinds of lands and they meet together for some purpose.
(That is you know....to capture bijuu....)
Well....
One day, Pain and Nagato as the leaders have an idea to have a match between fellow wizards Akatsuki....since they are bored to capture bijuu and need some entertainment. The team is a group consists of 4-5 wizards. The winners got a day of being a leader and do whatever they want.
“Oh...really ???” that is fun!!!! “Said Tobi, an apprentice wizard with a goofy personality and often mistaken as a target of wizard and spell practice.
“Yeah….like…you can win,un…” Said Deidara
“Of course Tobi can win!!!” Tobi stand up proudly …. I mean… float….
“ Hmmmm… it’s not that easy…” said a magician called Kabuto who will be the judge
“Here is the list of mage and wizards who…. Probably gonna win” said Kabuto
Kabuto bring a list of mage and wizards who have the most probability to WIN this match......
“Pain... And Konan...”
“ Itachi.. Uchiha..,un “
“Hidan”
“ Kakuzu..,un.. ”
“And Deidara-Senpai...”
Tobi and Deidara read the list and Tobi found out Tobi have the least chance to win.... ( 0,000000000000000000001% )..
“ What.....?WAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH..” Tobi cried.......that makes his mask very very very wet...inside....
Tobi realized inside his face is very wet so he opens his mask and asks Deidara for a tissue.....
“ Senpai..... may Tobi get a tissue...?????” Ask Tobi..
“What???? Tobi..!!!,un!!! You’re.... you’re ......” Then Deidara fainted..... So Tobi go to his other senpai to get some tissue....
Tobi ran to Sasori-senpai without his mask but Tobi been stopped by a door said:
SASORI’S PRIVATE ROOM....GO AWAY!!!!!!!!!!! With a sign privately written by Sasori...
So Tobi just pop out a tissue ....... because... he IS a wizard though.....
At the other place......
“So.... Itachi-san..... do you intend to win this competition?” Ask Kisame... an aquatic wizard who is loyal to Itachi with a special rod called the “Sameheda”
“Well... actually... NO!” replied Itachi...
“But.... Itachi-san you know what happen if the “others” become the leaders...right???” Ask Kisame again...
“Tobi will make this group as a theme park PRIVATELY for him.... Konan will change our uniform to PINK and BLUE.... Deidara will explode ALL the hideouts without any problems....... You’ll turn the hideouts to a swimming pool....” said Itachi...
“Don’t forget Hidan will TURN US TO HIS RELIGION.... Kakuzu wll ask us to COLLECT BOUNTIES...not collecting bijuu....Sasori will turn us to HIS PUPPETS ... Zetsu... well no problem...” Said Kisame
“Yeah but he WILL EAT YOU without any doubt if Zetsu is the leader...” Replied Itachi...
Then for about 30 minutes Kisame is standing in shock....
At the other place…….
Konan and pain are having a evening talk…I mean…. You know…. A DATE!!!!!!!!!...
“So….. Will you win your own competition, Pain?” ask Konan sweetly….
“Hmmm..... I’ll think of that...... Well...... how about you Konan-chan...?” Ask Pain.
“I’ll definitely join and make the team’s uniform to PINK, BLUE and FULL OF WHITE HEARTS!!!!!” Said Konan.
“Uh..... Yeah...” said Pain with an icky pose on it...
In the meantime ... Hidan and Kakuzu are having their usual fights between each other. So... I won’t tell too long about them....
“WHY ARE WE STILL ATACKING EACH OTHER I THOUGT WE ARE GOING TO BE A TEAM?????” Ask a simple minded Mage with a special ability.... (A.K.A Hidan )
“Shut up!!!! It’s your fault that im late collecting THAT precious bounty” Said Kakuzu.
“aww... SHUT UP!!!!!!” You’re still mad about that bounty, don’t cha???” Said Hidan
Then they started to fight again.....
A few days later the competition has begun..... Itachi finally join the competition because He knows what happen if “THE OTHERS” wins the fight. Kisame accompany Itachi who ended up teaming up with Hidan and Kakuzu. Sasori, Deidara and Tobi is on the same team plus Zetsu as an extra player. Konan and Pain are in the team too… with the other Pains…..
The pre-eliminary round……
Only two of three teams will qualify….
Ready….
Set…
Start!!!!!!!!!!!
Deidara put out his rod and start popping out some clay birds while Sasori use his puppets that is filled with his magic to attack the opponents. Zetsu hide somewhere because he can’t really do magic.While Tobi is playing around with his rod popping some banana peels………..LOL!!!!!
Itachi float silently while Kisame attack with some water based magic…. Hidan attack with…… you know….. The usual…. Kakuzu just stand watching Hidan and Kisame finish the contestants up….
Pain now has no intention of winning the fight…. Since Konan wanted to CHANGE THE UNIFORM thing……
The pre-eliminary round has over……
One team is disqualified…….. A.K.A. Konan’s team……so the semi final round has just begun….. ITACHI’S TEAM VS DEIDARA’S TEAM…..
“Here is the list of the battles….” Said kabuto…
DEIDARA VS ITACHI UCHIHA
TOBI VS KISAME
ZETSU VS HIDAN
SASORI VS KAKUZU
Deidara started out with popping some clay birds but didn’t hit Itachi at all. Itachi open his eyes and give genjutsu to Deidara but Deidara uses his anti-sharingan eye to penetrate his eye.If Genjutsu magic won’t work Deidara just have to use Ninjutsu magic… The fight has been very tough and both the contestants are out of their magic and chakra.
At the last minute…. Itachi pull out his sword (Itachi has a sword????) and Deidara make a clay-based Katana. At the last clash… Itachi asked Deidara one special thing…..
“What will you do if you win?”
Deidara said while smiling…” I’m going to PUNISH Tobi…. FOR EATING MY DESSERTS”
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“Ok, you win……., I have no intension of winning actually..” said Itachi
So… the winner is Deidara….
TOBI VS KISAME
Everyone already place bet that Kisame gonna win the fight except for Itachi that believe Tobi will win...The battle arena is in a ring up 50.000 meters above the sky.
The fight has begun.... Kisame summons 72 water sharks at once and start attacking Tobi.... Tobi uses his best skills running and popping banana pells but.... IT DOESN’T WORK AT ALL....
Tobi run away from Kisame and all the sharks.... a few minutes later Tobi got a very brilliant idea... Tobi pop out some Taiyaki (Fish Cake) and throw it out of the ring.Kisame just jumped out of the ring and grabbed the Taiyaki... then, Tobi is the winner.
Kisame was ashamed but at least he got some Taiyaki for breakfast....^^...and Itachi got all the money....
ZETSU VS HIDAN
When the bell already started Zetsu quickly admitted defeat.... because he is scared of Hidan. Hidan shouted that Zetsu is a coward but Zetsu didn’t care ... at least he can still live....
SASORI VS KAKUZU
“I’m gonna make this fight very fast, Deidara-sama” Said Sasori confidently
Then Sasori speak to Kakuzu then Kakuzu said…..DEAL!!!!!!!! Kakuzu shake Sasori’s hand then said to Kabuto…: “I give up the fight!!!!!!”
Deidara was shocked… Sasori then give some money to Kakuzu…..
“So… that’s the deal…..” Said Hidan
So... with that one of Deidara’s team will be the leader of the day....
SASORI VS DEIDARA
And
ZETSU VS TOBI
Then the winner of this fight will participate and face each other in the finals.
Zetsu , who have no intention of winning against Deidara or Sasori give up and give Tobi a chance to beat his Senpai.
SASORI VS DEIDARA
Deidara is losing in this fight because he already uses almost all his mage powers against Itachi.But Deidara has a secret plan to beat Sasori. Sasori’s kugutsus are focused on Deidara’s small clay birds that Sasori didn’t notice that Deidara is standing behind him. Sasori turned back and when he did...... Deidara plucked his Heart-root thing that keep the puppet to stay alive.
As Sasori couldn’t move anymore...... Deidara wins the fight and made it to the finals.
TOBI VS HIS SENPAI, DEIDARA
Everyone.... except Itachi and Zetsu believed that Deidara will win. Deidara didn’t hold back against Tobi. He uses all his mage power to BLOW UP Tobi. Tobi who is an apprentice mage that specialized in popping banana peels and pop other messes up can’t hit Deidara at all.
At the last minute... Tobi got an idea how to beat Deidara..... He opens his mask...and.... DEIDARA FAINTED...... AGAIN....
So Tobi is the leader of the day....????!!!!!
As Tobi became the leader of the day…. He makes some rules….
1). Deidara-senpai must wear MAID CLOTHES and serve Tobi
2). Konan-san must wear angel clothes and can’t punish Tobi for doing that.
3). Itachi wears cat ears….and tail….
4). Kakuzu wear light-blue dress….with frills….and ribbons… ^^
5). Hidan must wear full clothes without any protest.
6) Pain ….nothing…..(really!!!!!!!)
7) Kisame must PLAY with Zetsu…. ALL DAY…LOL!!!!!
8) Sasori must play with Tobi…and call Tobi “Senpai”!!
9) LOLLOLLOLLOLLOLLOLLOL!!!!!!!!!
So…. The day went …… STUPIDLLY…. And Deidara is aiming for the next match…….. Everybody went to the theme park and having a great time….SORT OF….
THE END ^^
