Because it's bacon

Hey hey,

Here are a few quick reasons why Scott Pilgrim is the greatest thing ever created by mankind.

"Wallace: Do you hear that? That's market bacon hitting the pan. Today a child will be born unto us, and his name will be Bacon."

"Kim: Scott, if your life had a face, I would punch it. I would punch your life in the face."

"Ramona: Somehow the pantsless gay man is not bringing the romance, Scott."

"*Scott blows out candles*
SCOTT PILGRIM WINS HIS BIRTHDAY"

"Crash: This song is for the guy who keeps yelling from the balcony, and it's called 'We Hate You, Please Die.'
Wallace: Sweet! A song for ME!"

Has definitely been reading the five volumes that are out over and over again in free time,

- Kastom

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