Friend’s Relationship Breakup: RPG
Because RPGs are the refuge of the broken. Love-Sim RPG optional.

So one of your close friends was just dumped. It is obvious what the first thing you need to do is: see if your friend’s ex is up for a rebound with you.

Once you have investigated the possibilities of you prospering because of their misery, then your job now is to comfort them. And what is the best way to mend a broken heart?

RPGs. Of course. Nothing helps someone deal with real-life problems like forgetting them and getting sucked into a fictional world where they don’t have to worry about them. And considering the success of most relationships in RPGs, your friend will feel good when they help their fictional counter-part get with that special someone. This feeling will of course help buffer the feeling of total depression when they come back to the real world.

For especially difficult case of broken love, I suggest a Love-Sim. This way, they won’t have to think about the totally amazing relationship they just botched, and can instead concentrate on making fictional anime girls love them.

And what better kind of love is there than that? Just thinking about the beauty brings tears to my eyes…