Friend’s Graduation, or Like-Minded Celebration: Fighting Game
Because you can’t stand how happy they are.

So a friend has just graduated (the nerd that they are), or perhaps they are experiencing some other celebration, like getting out of jail (being jailed due to a rampage, as everyone knows, gamers are violent people, and games cause all the teen violence). So this is a time to be happy for them, right?

Of course not! Here they are, thinking they’re so much better than you! The nerve of them!

It is up to you to bring them back down to the skulking hating level you are at. But how?

Fighting games. There is no greater humiliation than spending hundreds of hours (well of course, it’s not like they have a life after all, they’re a gamer! Not some person with those despicable “friend” people and the like) practicing, honing, and training with a character on their favourite fighting game, only to be decimated by a little kid that is randomly mashing the controller. The sheer frustration at their wasted time will give you the much needed laughs after they attempted to be better than you (you, not me. No one even attempts to be better than me, due to the sheer impossibility of it).

And a note: if you don’t have a little kid at your disposal, I suggest trying the park with some candy (see previous section, “Younger Cousin, Nephew/Niece, or other Children”).