Welp, I'm doomed

I went to my Yahoo main page to check my e-mail. I see an item in the news ticker:

The most lucrative college degrees
Yahoo! Finance - The top-earning majors have one thing in common.

Kat: I bet it's math.

Math majors don't always get much respect on college campuses, but fat post-grad wallets should be enough to give them a boost.

Kat: GOD DAMMIT I WAS RIGHT.

The top 15 highest-earning college degrees all have one thing in common -- math skills. That's according to a recent survey from the National Association of Colleges and Employers, which tracks college graduates' job offers.

Kat: Yeap, doomed.

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