Out of twisted curiosity, I rented Twilight from Netflix and gave it a go.

My resulting 36 minute rant can be seen here. Sorry for the crappy res, it has to do with file size constraints.

Many of my trains on the thought track derailed, and there are so many things I forgot, but I had to compile the video with three different videos because of the space limits on my memory card. I mean, daaaaang...so much stuff I wanted to say and it was hard to keep track of it all.