It is so cold

HOW COLD IS IT?

As I was walking to (and from) Illustration this morning at 7:40 (and 10), I kept sniffling because, well, I have a cold. Also, it's just sort of a thing you do when you're cold, y'know?

Anyway, as I was dong my trek with the two Asians and sniffling, I realized that my nostrils were kind of...defrosting?

MY FRIGGIN' SNOT WAS FREEZING

You all know about the tongue on a flagpole thing, right? It was like that but going on in my nasal cavity, and that should NOT happen.

But because I am hardcore, I survived. And I will survive work tonight despite working in a freezing (instead of boiling) kitchen. I get to wear sleeves.

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