As much as I hate wearing all those patriotic clothes (and how much my mom loves them), I'm not one to not celebrate the birth of mah country. Zeh United States of America!

I feel there is no better way for me to share this holiday with you other than showing you a video from my all-time favorite parody series...

In other news, I have procured a laptop. A Gateway M-151X...in PACIFIC BLUE! To go along with my theme of naming inanimate electronic and expensive objects after bishounen on my list, the lappy has already been dubbed Piers.

It shall be arriving next week.

Anyways, happy birthday America. Despite everything the past few centuries, we've managed to survive 232 years. Here's hoping we make it to 233 with no problems...