I talked to the hottie with a body Alessandra today. She is so adorable. I love talking to her. I miss her now. I think I'm obsessed. That's not good.

She's straight though (Damn). She's totally cool with bi, gay, les, the whole shebang though. I asked if she would ever kiss a girl and taste her cherry chapstick and she said she has. Minus the chapstick. It was when she was playing truth or dare. So naturally I dared her to kiss me. I was totally joking but she did. BOOYAH! It was on the cheek though.

I'm like high on life right now. High on Alessandra.
Sam, I hope I can get that theory to work.