There's me in all my ghetto fabulous Madonna-ness.

Hollywood was fun. Lot's of trannies walking the streets which I loved. I also saw this like 30 year old dude wearing a skin tight blue power ranger costume. You could totally see his package. It was very vomit worthy. There were a bunch of girls dressed like prostitutes. Couldn't tell the difference between them and the real ones.

Alessandra came with us. And I must say. She is a crazy little chica. In school she's this quiet little thing that never talks. But take her out of that and she's crazy. Such a turn on.

Sam also turns me on when she calls me baby. I need a name for you.

Also. New song in the intro that I'm totally feeling.