I was talking to my friend Chance yesterday and he revealed to me something disgusting. I wore slippers yesterday and I noticed that he kept looking at my toes...YES! My toes. So I'm just like "What is your deelio home skillet biscuit?" and he reveals "...I has a toe fetish...YEAH! I said it!"

After throwing up my insides I told him that he was disturbed. Then all of a sudden LIGHTBULB! *flash flash* I has a fetish. Fo Shizzle! I have an odd attraction to collarbones. Especially on the females. I have no clue why either. I guess I'm officially disturbed. If you have any odd turn on's decirme por favor mis amigos y amigas. Or tell me.