Christmas Spirit Already?

I really wanted to see you

And I think you're beautiful

And I feel really warm? When I'm around you

And my uhh tongue swells up

Hardy har har! That is some Laugh Out Loud material right there! I'm watching "Elf" right now. That is one of my favorite Christmas movies out of the many horrible ones. Am I right? Like those Santa Clause movies. Hella Horrible. "A Christmas Story", from the 90's, is my favorite.

Its still November and Christmas is alive and well. Some houses in my neighborhood have already been thrown-up on by Christmas spirit. Its funny how we go from "I'm thankful for..." to "I want this and that and...." Oh the irony of it all.

"I'm in love! I'm in love and I don't care who knows it!...Hey you have elves working here?"

I love this movie! It makes me laugh like crazy.

God I'm hungry. Oh you know what I haven't had in a long time? A tickle fight. I need one of those. I'd ask my lazy ass dad but I don't want to. He'd probably crush me cause he's a fat tub of lard anyway. He sat on me when I was watching tv once and yeah. It wasn't to pleasant.

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