Yesterday at school during 5th period I was on my way to use the pee-pee room.
The tiles in the hall are like all one light color with random dark colored tiles scattered around. So because there was no one around I was doing that "only step on the dark tiles" thing cause I'm retarded. So I'm like hopping around and this guy is coming down the stairs and I guess I was distracting him so he misses the last step and falls on his face.
I was trying so hard not to laugh but when I hold my laughter in I make that piggie noise. So I have both my hands over my mouth and I'm dying on the inside. Then he gets up all crazy fast and says "You didn't see shit okay?!?" and runs away. Highlight of my day. High-larious.
