Two wicked awesome words: Babies/Puppies

My friend JBoogie a.k.a. James a.k.a. my new best friend has a Golden Retriever that had puppies. Guess who gets one of those babies. ME. I am super excited. I get it next week I think. I'm not sure but I am so insanely ecstatic I can't think straight.

I was at the mall today and something grabs my leg from behind. I was about to kick it and scream but I turned around and saw it was a beautiful baby girl. I just thought "Oh my god! My prayers have been answered!" So I went down to her level and was like "Hi baby! Are you lost?" And she did something that was so cute. She stuck her finger in her mouth and gave the cutest smile. My heart melted. But then the mother came and was like "I'm so sorry she bothered you! Its so hard to keep track of her" and I said "There is no way your daughter could bother anyone. She's super adorable." Then she said "Thanks...blah blah" I tuned her out and was smiling at the baby.

No joke. Give me a puppy or baby to play with and I'll tell you anything you ask me. I don't pay attention to any of my surroundings. You could ask me what's my deepest darkest secret. And I'll say "I sniff coke 4 days a week. Yes I do. Yes I do." That's an example by the way. Street/Rave/Underground drugs do not touch this body inside or out.