So I was in Chat last night and Boo came up with the crazy idea of a Christmas version of Poker Face. The more I thought about it, the more lyrics started coming into my head. So I spent about an hour coming up with a full set of lyrics.
Yes, it's sad, I know.
(Keep in mind that these are written the same way the original lyrics are presented in the The Fame insert booklet.)
Christmas Cake lyrics
I wanna wrap gifts like they do at Santa's place
Box it, then just tape and bow it, right there by the tree
(I love it)
Gotta love tree trimming, deck the halls with nog to start
And once we're carolling, I'll play Noel on a Jew's harp
Ho, ho, ho, ho, hooo, hoo, ho-o, hoo-ho-ho
That cocoa's hot, got more heat than it ought
Ho, ho, ho, ho, hooo, hoo, ho-o, hoo-ho-ho
That cocoa's hot, got more heat than it ought
Can eat my
Can eat my
Yes, you can eat my Christmas cake
(I won't hide it from nobody)
Can eat my
Can eat my
Yes, you can eat my Christmas cake
(I won't hide it from nobody)
C-C-C-Christmas cake, C-C-Christmas cake
OM NOM NOM NOM
C-C-C-Christmas cake, C-C-Christmas cake
OM NOM NOM NOM
I wanna bake a cake, a moist one it will be
A little gingerbread is great if it's from me
(You'll love it)
A good eggnog is not the same without some rum
And baby, when there's snow, if it's not packed it isn't fun
Ho, ho, ho, ho, hooo, hoo, ho-o, hoo-ho-ho
That cocoa's hot, got more heat than it ought
Ho, ho, ho, ho, hooo, hoo, ho-o, hoo-ho-ho
That cocoa's hot, got more heat than it ought
You found that on sale? I love you
Kiss and hug you
I'm stocking-stuffin' with this muffin
I'm not lyin'. It's just stunnin'; hang it by glue-gunnin'
Just like an elf up in the Circle
Eat that cake before you head out
I promise this, promise this
Check my tree, 'cause it's marvelous
Kill me.
(Alright, Gome. You know the deal. I wrote 'em; now you have to sing 'em. So get crackin'.)
