10 Things I Have Learned as a Parking Attendant

1) You are required to know every street in the city and how to get there. It does not matter if it's your first day on the job or not.

2) Despite the fact that the name of the building is clearly printed on a very large sign with "PARKING" underneath it, people will still ask you if this lot is where you need to park for said building.

3) Doctors can be real jerks at times.

4) Being nice to the elderly pays off. Literally. They give tips. :3

5) Smiles are contagious. Makes sense, since they're a precursor to the most contagious affliction in the world: the dreaded Case of the Giggles.

6) Random guys will hit on you in the most awkward ways.

7) I greet people an average of about 140 times per day.

8) It is not a wise idea to attempt to draw while working. You get easily distracted, which leads to hair-raising moments when people blow their horns to get your attention.

9) Car horns are freaking loud when your sitting all of six inches away from them.

10) You can get a hell of a lot of reading done in eight hours (though it can result in dealings with Example 8 if the book is really good).

...I actually kinda like this job.

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