So I got bored and needed a pick-me-up today. Went to the APG for some lulz.
It did not disappoint.
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Beautiful Shinto priests break into the home of cursed Shinto priests to defeat evil warlords from Neptune. (Hey look, it's 90% of the plot of X! *shot*)
Kind-hearted rapists embrace effeminate Shinto priests to defeat evil warlords from Neptune. (There are apparently many Neptunian warlords that are evil.)
Perverted assassins cook soba noodles for Shinji-esque buttholes for their dead siblings. (The Shinji-esque buttholes made me lol hard.)
Comedic astronauts have a race against mutant dominatrixes to bring about the next stage of human evolution. (MST3K meets Planet of the Apes?)
Evil high school teaches battle suicidal aliens to save all mankind. (As opposed to just letting them do the job themselves.)
Primitive ninjas get romantic with born-again wizards to honor their dead ancestors. (Something about this is SO damn funny.)
Comedic war-criminals sail across space with radical masochists to prove that it can be done. (...Outlaw Star? Tenchi Muyo! ?)
Hermaphroditic vampires bribe mysterious high school teachers without their parents' consent. (I smell a Twilight spinoff! :D *shot dead*)
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rofl
