Today, was my grandma's long awaited wedding. She and her new husband had been dating since I was four. Now, she raised me so this guy is like my dad. And for twelve years I've been waiting for their wedding. And it finally happened. This would be her third wedding and she's only had one wedding cake. Only because we got it for her. She was going to do a sheet cake.

And today is the fourth of fucking July, note all the red white and blue shit.

The lovely couple. She's 51, he's 61.